Craptions Classics July 11, 2007

Something was lost in translation when Catholicism was taken over to Japan.

Edd

Other Craptions

Ha, peaseants! I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in anything less than a '93 merlot!

paleo2002

Remember, fish pairs with white, but Chinese goes best with a nice red.

rawfishandbeer

Chang's least favorite daughter secures her position by having her first period now.

Bop

Even with a buffet of this size, the wine was hungry 30 minutes later.

T-Hawk

Giant garbage disposal: 22
Unsuspecting tourists: -12784

lawl

OK...who pissed in my wine?!

Ranger

Jeffrey Dahmer's swimming pool! http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=36&sku=E-CD00371

Ranger

The Lilliputians only spared Gulliver because he had several small wine bottles in his pocket.

do it

John had to adjust his glasses to make sure he was seeing everything right. In front of him was proof that the government had finally bred pandas with dachshunds

g.love

De-glazing with a nice red will add a kick to your Chinese cooking...

Damn1965

Choi slowly backed away; she had lured them in and soon they would see where the 'red' in 'red wine' really comes from...

Q

"Dammit you kids. Quit your wining."

Butters

The Charles Shaw Park only saw one year of action before the Government shut it down.

mrtitoman

And all China's women and all of its men couldn't put Kool-Aid man together again.

Timmy IV
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