Other Craptions

  1. "The first rule of fart club is you do not talk about fart club."
    Lakin
    143 Crack-Ups
  2. First they filled with fridge with breathmints. Now this.
    Bill's roommates were trying to tell him something.
    Schmee
    130 Crack-Ups
  3. "What the... are these drink coasters in my mask?"
    *Snicker*
    "Oh very funny Bob, real mature."
    Hando
    92 Crack-Ups
  4. The introduction of the McDonald's Super Bean Burrito created a whole new kind of fasion.
    Yo Momma
    32 Crack-Ups
  5. How to spot a Slipknot fan, vol. 3
    Maw
    27 Crack-Ups
  6. The Worst Roommate Ever II: The Shittening
    h0tdawg
    24 Crack-Ups
  7. Segregation in the days of biological warfare is an unfortunate reality...
    okidoki
    15 Crack-Ups
  8. Not even an apocalyptic plague could stop the Kraftwerk world tour.
    Vincent
    15 Crack-Ups
  9. "Sure Bob.. Blue Tuesdays... No we didnt get the memo"
    shibadoobidowopobob
    9 Crack-Ups
  10. What Daft Punk's new costumes lacked in coolness they made up for in terrifying small schildren.
    Nick Coffin
    3 Crack-Ups
  11. For som reason "Return to Castle Wolfenstein: The Movie" just didnt work.
    Neoflynn
    2 Crack-Ups
  12. "Welkommen to S&McDonaltz, mey I TAKE unt ORDER?!?"
    Unrulybrute
    2 Crack-Ups
  13. are you my mummy
    lcw123
    1 Crack-Ups
  14. Michael Jackson 2025 -- New on NBC this Fall! Don't miss it! www.NeilsNotes.com
    Ranger
    1 Crack-Ups
  15. The Half Life movie failed to live up to expectations
    cheatmaster781
    1 Crack-Ups
  16. Save bamboo... suffocate a Panda. More animal deaths at: www.NeilsNotes.com
    Ranger
    1 Crack-Ups
  17. Ja Fritz, Das es Gud
    john0
    1 Crack-Ups
  18. Darth Vader's recent trip to San Francisco had a profound effect on him.
    GoatBoy
    1 Crack-Ups
  19. Today on Kenny Vs. Spenny
    john0
    1 Crack-Ups
  20. Bring out the gimp!
    kysenr
    1 Crack-Ups
  21. the sex clubs in chernobyl wer never the same...
    awkwardsilence
    1 Crack-Ups
  22. are you my mummy?
    barryscott
    1 Crack-Ups
  23. Presenting the latest in age-defying treatment!
    Ftaires
    0 Crack-Ups
  24. Ooh, baby, yeah - just like that!
    JP
    0 Crack-Ups
  25. Would you believe that some people find this erotic? Gas masks? What kind of fucking tool thinks gas masks are the slightest bit kinky?
    Owen
    0 Crack-Ups
  26. Next time I'll use less semen, if it bothers you so much.
    Mad Whiskey Grin
    0 Crack-Ups
  27. The septic tank has burst again...
    Wickef
    0 Crack-Ups
  28. You just knew it was a tuesday
    john
    0 Crack-Ups
  29. Mr and Mrs Psycho Mantis.
    Justin
    0 Crack-Ups
  30. Most awkward colonoscopy ever.
    Nickems
    0 Crack-Ups
  31. Well I guess you'll have to wake him up!
    Burning pile of
    0 Crack-Ups
  32. Sam Fisher thought the new active camoflage would protect his ass. He was wrong.
    Cain
    0 Crack-Ups
  33. We have your wibblewobble.
    Abc
    0 Crack-Ups
  34. Some Jews are just smarter than others...
    D Mack
    0 Crack-Ups
  35. sssllluuuurrrpppp. I'm so glad they added beer to our masks. WHOOOOOOO
    Nikki
    0 Crack-Ups
  36. We Germans come in peace... we like latex ya? so sexy.
    Jonny Angry
    0 Crack-Ups
  37. The star wars spin off that actually included luke joining his father wer in a series of test runs
    pigeon-tamer
    0 Crack-Ups
  38. The Snake Eyes in the new G.I. Joe just isn't retro enough for me, and Cobra Commander just looks gay.
    dmcstars
    0 Crack-Ups
  39. The Parisians chose to be chic during WWI, slaughtered but chic nonetheless.
    Stewballs
    0 Crack-Ups
  40. For some people, Furute porn is the only thing that can get them up anymore.
    Jeremy
    0 Crack-Ups
  41. Luke, I'm your daddy!
    Miggy
    0 Crack-Ups
  42. let's get it on!
    ruber
    0 Crack-Ups
  43. Daft Punk's new image was not very welcomed by their usual fans, but made them much more popular in the death metal scene.
    Syd
    0 Crack-Ups
  44. At the Terrorism Expo 2007.
    AvPD
    0 Crack-Ups
  45. "Are you my mummy?"
    SeaweedMagesty
    0 Crack-Ups
  46. Ant Man, no matter what color outfit he wore, just never came close to "Spidey" in popularity.
    7THSON
    0 Crack-Ups
  47. And so, only two masochist survived the giant biological bombardment.
    Hepathos
    0 Crack-Ups
  48. /tap tap tap ... "Awkward computer nerd spends another night reading captions..."

    By a complete fluke, Saturday's Craption contest opened a window into another dimension where they do the exact same thing, but everything smells like A
    TheAmazingShadow
    0 Crack-Ups
  49. ''no honestly were from the future... it sucks''
    sundance
    0 Crack-Ups