Craptions Classics July 04, 2007

"Chewbacca" by Calvin Klein

Sigon

Other Craptions

That fact that the leading Craption requires a working knowledge of Dune suggests the people voting are all fucked.

Lakin

The release of Dune on HD DVD launched the 'Mentat' look craze of 2007.

Robobeast

That girl I met in China, she was really pretty, and there was something Scottish about her eyes that made me feel at home

Mr Connolly

What? Abdul put glue on the Prayer carpet? How can you tell?

Jellster

You'd try this too if everyone looked the same in your part of the world.

Butters

Alright, who switched my mascara with Rogaine!?

BZR

Despite it all, the children of Hiroshima still manage to lead relatively normal lives.

Truman

Eventually Marvel ran out of ideas.

PeaDevil

Ryu would live to regret his decision to replace his fiancee's mascara with Miracle-Gro the night before their wedding

Chinzon

Anything to pull attention away from her snaggletooth.

Tuberculosis

... but otherwise using Baby Bio as a facewash has no side-effects whatsoever.

El G

Edward Scissorhands meet Ayame Spikedeyebrows.

OneeyePirate

Yoshitaka thought tieing a catapillar to his dong was the funniest thing he'd ever done, for 9 months.

Harveyjames

I apologize in advanced: I hear they gave all of the asians forty lashes.

jonny_p
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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