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It was a bit of a let-down when the Prince of Darkness finally arrived. For that matter, the whole fucking ceremony was disappointing.
Narnia wasn't the same after the kids left.
Nothing delighted Melissa more then seeing her pet goat dance.
It would make his haunches and legs so much more tender and juicier.
"But other then that family reunions in New Zealand are the same as anywhere else...."
The hanging leaf demanded that a kid be brought before him, wearing only a shirt...to DANCE
he was let down by the english language once more..
I said A minor you Bitch!!!
We had all pretended to enjoy her freestyle accordian. We had even pretended to like her new boyfriend. But that haircut? That was too much.
it's peanut butter jelly time!
Do you have any idea how much you need to beat a goat to teach it to dance?
it's the only way to keep him from peeing on the tree
The truth behind Chupacabra.
Sure, I'll dance for this accordian-toting bitch...I'll even wear this stupid shirt, but honest to God if she makes me fuck her again, I'm gonna go pit-bull all over her fat ass!
Ozzy and Sharon behind the scenes at rehearsal of the next Black Sabbath reunion tour
Spot the dog and win a pony!