Craptions Classics July 01, 2007

As the next cow got into position on the ejection platform, Sting couldn't bring himself to pull the lever this time, this one was different.

BPaciullo

Other Craptions

Torvald watched skeptically as Bossie explained that by simply listening to her asshole, the herd could tell the future.

crapface

Daisy froze. Sting was back.

Bassowl

I have a fever......and the only perscription.....is more cowbell

Feverforcowbell

Brokeback Mountain 2 has an unusual twist.

skir

Earl didn't know how he got there, but he was damned if he was going to let the cow win the staring contest.

damn

Before he freed the Jews, God made Moses practice on livestock first.

Senor Taco

Neither Sting nor the cow is aware that the other one can read their mind.

Man of Mystery

David Beckham and Posh Spice, seen here on vacation.

Anonymouse

Beast or man, as they looked into each other's eyes, it didn't matter anymore.

buddha

Maybe we can't understand cows cause we're listening to the wrong end

D Mack

So... you come you here often?

Skip

Daisy gladly carried the shepherd boys bags for him. He was such a dish!

The other cow turned away in digust.

Guapps

Ben hadn't had sex in months.

Hando

Having assembled a line of cows stretching the length of he mountainside, Olaf was about to go down in history as the the worlds first domino cow-tipper.

PrometheusZer0
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