Lets see: gigantic cock, redhead willing to give it her best effort... Fuck it, my third wish is to be bright green!
Don't make me horny. You won't like me...when I'm horny.
Still better than Daredevil.
Thus was the universe created, claims Scientology. Of course, common sense tells us the man was likely red or even maroon.
Suddenly, Barbara realized that she should not have asked her mother to come.
"BEHOLD! In just a few moments my beautiful assistant will appear to levitate - without the use of wires or any other deceptive devices - right before your very eyes!"
Garry felt pretty awkward when the old lady at the craft store asked him what he needed all that green material for...
It is obvious this man actually took notice of his spam emails, and she didn't
John Waters makes a superhero movie.
Michael Bay's next project: Gumby: The Movie.
"You have failed, Dickman, for you have been playing right into my hands!"
You would not fucking believe what can happen when you wish upon a star.
"Arrrgghhhh! You're twisting it!"
In an attempt to be less homo erotic, Cirque de Soleil performers may have crossed the line a little hard.