Craptions Classics June 29, 2007

Men were finally rendered obsolete after the creation of a robot to reach high shelves and open difficult jars.

crowman

Other Craptions

Whilst Optimus Prime was the leader, the little known Vibratertron always seemed to get ladies.

Mattfish

Unfortunately for her, he was a Puntbot.
216 yards was the recorded distance.

Maybe

There comes a time in every man's life when he just has to say no to japanese porn...

OneeyePirate

Saruyi thought she had found love online... but it turned out to be a bot.

hamboy

Mom! I know he's not that handsome, but he's more than meets the eyes.

arcadia

Screw the iPhone, I want the robot that shits out cute asian girls.

BPaciullo

dualis meant only to cure erectile disfunction. side effects include robotism, diahrea and inflamation.

SteveW.

"Autobots! Transform and pimp out!"

USB animl

"My wife Denise. We met in a Christian chat room."

Pirate

The all new Nissan Pathfinder Armada! Now with extra "Armada."

2012_Nissan

Ooooo! What strong thighs you have!

Amber

Automakers finally found the most efficient fuel alternative: Asian women.

Jhyphenluv

"Think about baseball. Think about baseball. Think about baseball...."

Beezer

the robot version of snake was yet again, about to snap an unsuspecting asian girls neck

badmunkey
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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