Other Craptions

Using their "Trojan Horse", the vegetarians sneaked into the meateaters convention unnoticed

"No, Magic Sausage Car. I'm all grown up now. Those days are over."

Not wanting to be recognized, the robot transformed into car mode. To be extra safe, he also transformed his human companion into an inconspicuous pile of sausages.

You brats get off the car!

The first rule of being a dog catcher: Work smarter, not harder.

"And then we just drop it into the lake and wait."
"That plan is stupid, Joe. First of all, we don't know if Nessie even likes sausages."

Balding businessmen can only gape in terror at the insecurity-mobile.

Remember the good old days when kids would just egg your car?

The auto show was a total sausagefest until that MILF arrived...

Evidently, the French army needed further research before they decided on a suitable camouflage for their German based tactical-response vehicles.

The men stared in horror as Lorena Bobbit pulled into the drive

"What's that, talking sausage car? Kill them all?"

After the great metal shortage of 2017, manufacturers started getting creative.

This car can also fly. But to get its wings to spread, you have to get it a little aroused first.

The porn version of Herbie: Fully Loaded!

Most guys buy a big car to compensate for a small penis. Jerry was a little more creative.

There was no chance herr flick was going to find the knockwurst containing the fallen madonna with the big boobies now.

'The old lady... the sausages... the prophecy... IT'S ALL COMING TRUE!'

In mother Russia we castrate car thieves

The sausage blizzard had ended, and pedestrians returned to the streets, thinking they were safe. Little did they know a canned ham front was moving in from the northeast...

Batman: Batmobile
Peter North: ..........

Hilarity ensued when it reached the Autobahn.

Fertilitywagen

Sometimes you have to cover your car in giraffe penises before anyone will listen.

'meals on wheels' was never quite the same......

Everyone one of the car's cocks went limp when Maria walked by in her low-rider jeans.

Not to be outdone, Ted built his own Wienermobile.

It was his car, but she was the one who rode it.

Nauseated by its own smell, the Sausage Car began to vomit up a thick green foam.

no wonder american cars aren't selling

This ones a real weiner! Get it?! Ha ha ha....oh god I need help.

The police would never expect to find a stolen car under 600 lbs of salami.

Say what you will about German manufacturing.

The Penis Wagon! That is pathetic. What about Weiner Wagon? Or Salami sedan? Huh?

The Fast and the Furious: East Berlin Drift

This car has 650 horse power - horse PENIS power!!! Oh god that's funny , so funny.....but wait, what happened to the rest of the horses? OMG wait till PETA finds out, you bastards

All the girls like the sausages. Its also a good way to find gays.

Meals on Wheels in Harlem

Failed deisigns for the weinermobile.

Excuse me gentlemen! Would you like to take a ride in my wiener mobile?

Its pretty hot outside, so we thought we might save our money on an oven, and cook our meat on the car. GOOD IDEA!

In communist Germany, sausage drives YOU!

Amusement quickly turned to horror when Bob realized that the salamis were actually sticks of dynamite

In a counterintuitive move, Ford releases the all new Infidel.

Ben finally understood the phase "sausage fest" when the gentlemen in the red started to look like a woman

Desperate to rid the city of stray dogs, Mexico City Police resorted to entrapment.

did you notice anyone sausaging my vehicle?

Karl's insurance company would surely drop his coverage if they knew he had run into that meat stand. He was reminded of this upon seeing a car covered in sausages.

"Pa-wow! This car is sure gonna get me all the ladies!"

"...Go kill yourself Steve."