Bman
Using their "Trojan Horse", the vegetarians sneaked into the meateaters convention unnoticed
Lenkrad mit Fusspedalen
Not wanting to be recognized, the robot transformed into car mode. To be extra safe, he also transformed his human companion into an inconspicuous pile of sausages.
makeglove
"And then we just drop it into the lake and wait."
"That plan is stupid, Joe. First of all, we don't know if Nessie even likes sausages."
Vladimir
Evidently, the French army needed further research before they decided on a suitable camouflage for their German based tactical-response vehicles.
crowman
After the great metal shortage of 2017, manufacturers started getting creative.
Maybe
This car can also fly. But to get its wings to spread, you have to get it a little aroused first.
rikitybridge
Most guys buy a big car to compensate for a small penis. Jerry was a little more creative.
Rene Artois
There was no chance herr flick was going to find the knockwurst containing the fallen madonna with the big boobies now.
Gabe
The sausage blizzard had ended, and pedestrians returned to the streets, thinking they were safe. Little did they know a canned ham front was moving in from the northeast...
Hando
Sometimes you have to cover your car in giraffe penises before anyone will listen.
Bop
Everyone one of the car's cocks went limp when Maria walked by in her low-rider jeans.
Bigger
The Penis Wagon! That is pathetic. What about Weiner Wagon? Or Salami sedan? Huh?
gtret
This car has 650 horse power - horse PENIS power!!! Oh god that's funny , so funny.....but wait, what happened to the rest of the horses? OMG wait till PETA finds out, you bastards
ZeroSaintNothing
Nauseated by its own smell, the Sausage Car began to vomit up a thick green foam.
randomperson
Amusement quickly turned to horror when Bob realized that the salamis were actually sticks of dynamite
melissa
Its pretty hot outside, so we thought we might save our money on an oven, and cook our meat on the car. GOOD IDEA!
DTRE
The penis wagon proved very popular with hippies, Lesbians, Heteros, Gays, politicians, plastic surgeons, Sicilians and donkeys
GREET
This is the car that caused chaos when it crashed into hundreds of Italian Stallions at a football game in the Italian City of Pepperoni. Their wives have eithered sued for loss of satisfaction, filed for divorce or yelled for joy.
Ctrl, Alt, Defeat
To be a meat wagon in certain parts of Europe, you have to look the part.
WastedBurrito
Seriously, guys. When I said that the butcher shop needed to advertise I didn't mean you should strap deli meats all over the car. Make a commercial or something.
Patsy
With the new Child Limit policies, and the current exhaustion of raw materials, Chinese car dealerships have created the newest, and cheapest, design known to date.
Czaacoba
Wishing that he could have hidden the dynamite in his trunk, Hasim cursed himself for not buying a concealed weapons permit.
Unedited Quote from Knight Rider
"It appears to be large...oh, my goodness"
"What is it, KITT?"
"Large isn't the word, it's enormous"
thezekefreak
Karl's insurance company would surely drop his coverage if they knew he had run into that meat stand. He was reminded of this upon seeing a car covered in sausages.
Bminor
"Pa-wow! This car is sure gonna get me all the ladies!"
"...Go kill yourself Steve."
S0meguy
It's true that the charity car wash didn't do a very good job, but the middle-aged business men couldn't get enough of those low-rider slacks.
-20
Gunter: "You have 20 seconds to defuse this car-bomb. Go."
Shirlena: "Ok, so you're telling me I have to cut the green wire? Will do."
Evilman
Desperate to rid the city of stray dogs, Mexico City Police resorted to entrapment.
:'-(
Ben finally understood the phase "sausage fest" when the gentlemen in the red started to look like a woman
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