Craptions Classics June 26, 2007

Patrick Stewart wanted to be remembered as his wife would remember him.

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I takes a lot of work to fuck with your friend and make him think he's crazy.

Jeff was up to that challenge.

arcadia

Jim knew his irrational fear of the whack-a-mole would come back to haunt him during his LSD trip.

markgreyam

Putting on the final touches at Leninland, where having fun will get you killed!

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Fucking homeowners association tells ME I can't paint it lavender. I'll show THOSE old bitches!!

Dailymast

The "homosexual agenda" finally reaches America's most beloved monuments.

thezekefreak

Juan had thought that he was climbing the stairway to heaven, only to be handed a paintbrush and a leaf blower when he got to the top.

Tollbooth Willy

A prankster ruins the tribute to the Blue Man Group

soxfan01

Head-On, apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, apply directly to the forehead!

Leo

You know, I did always wonder what happened to the guy on the cover of those "You Don't Know Jack" games.

Sheya

The present beware.
The future beware.

He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.

Haschel Cedricson

Barry Bonds still denies using HGH.

otis2128

American Moai heads were not unheard of, but were known to be much gayer.

h0tdawg

On the set of "Fabulous Planet of the Apes"

exmo_rob

Mexicans even get all the shitty jobs in Heaven.

Ylliw Htoobllot
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