Just then, Freud's head exploded.
Personal ad: hot bitch with a dildo.
Bad dog! Someone somewhere is trying to pleasure themselves with my damn newspaper.
"Good boy! Now lead me to her..."
Rover loves living next to the leper colony.
Look, rookie. I've seen this before, and you don't want to be here when Pavlov rings his bell.
No one ever tried to rob from the Joneses again.
And this was the last time I've searched for porn on the internet.
Buddy liked to think of himself as a purebred golden retriever, but he could never quite hide his cocker spaniel heritage.
Oh, my God!!! That dog's eyes are different colors!
Chapter 9 of Dog Ownership for Dummies:
The signs your dog is in heat are often obvious
Last night I had that dream again. You know the one...
"Man's best friend" is getting a little too friendly...
Wrong bone, Fido.
Pavlov rang his bell and bent over...