Craptions Classics June 20, 2007

If Ted had known that elephants never forget, he would have thought twice about pissing on one.

Harveyjames

Other Craptions

When Chuck Norris impregnates a woman, her water doesn't break- it EXPLODES.

Omnywrench

Faking pregnancy to avoid getting the watercannon is a tried and tested method ... for women.

Mokothar

Jeff couldn't quite put his finger on it, but something told him that his dancing was a little TOO sexy.

Captain Mayhem

John knew he had a slight sweat problem, but he would be damned if that was going stop him from taking part in the street rave.

WonkoTheSane

NEWSFLASH! SCIENTISTS CREATE GIANT PHALLUS! BUKKAKI ENTHUSIASTS SAY "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?"

JJ

Ted's raindance worked a little too well

Tubby Horselegs

Fred's reenactment of his favorite scene from Flashdance left a lot to be desired.

GoatBoy

Water is the true cause of obesity.

emossy

That is what happens when you hold in too long.

frankdatank

The corner of Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Blvd. does exist!

spot

That guy in the back with the yellow shirt on is probably gay.

BeenTold

Hillary Clinton's personal waiters.

breenaidan
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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