Craptions Classics March 11, 2006

"Honey, I don't recognize this one. Bring out the Pokedex."

Iga

Other Craptions

"CAN, YOU, TELL, US, HOW, TO, GET, TO, THE, NEAREST, TRAIN, STATION?"
"It doesn't understand honey. Try speaking in a more patronising tone."

Cheesus

"Don't touch it honey, it might be dangerous. Throw one of the kids at it."

HyperGlavin

Whoops! Sorry my silicone fell ou---, I mean look out its a Jelly fish run away kids!

Michael Nguyen

"Kip, it's over. I have a family now. And you're just a jellyfish."
"But Sandra I love you!!!"

Fillmore

Why can't we eat at McDonalds like normal people?

fish

So that's the GREAT Cthulhu...

yossarian

The fat womans mastubatory hand gesture let the jellyfish know he wasnt welcome in town.

Celestial Gold

"Yes, yes, thats right, I'm just a harmless beach toy... nothing more. Come pick me up little timmy... never fear, ignore my tentacles of venemous fire..."

Wraith

The Man-o-war jellyfish displays its primitive defense mechanism, "the finger".

Yellow Dart

is go dtrying to tell us were NOT the superior race?!

awesomeman

in the evolutionary chain only one survives

mike

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