Craptions Classics June 16, 2007

With the completion of "Mr. Sander's Juicy Tomatoes", Japan had officially filmed every fetish imaginable.

Dudemanguy

Other Craptions

In Japan's version of the Fantastic Four, sponsers KFC and McDonalds have a lot more say in the script.

Raoul

In America, we cosplay as Japanese anime characters. In Japan, they cosplay as... well...

maX Volnutt

You think this is weird? Why? What was the theme at your prom?

DS

The Ninja's grestest talent...the disguise.

jeremy

Perhaps this will help you remember that you are no exception, Colonel. When Ronald says that no one taller than this sign is allowed in the ball pit, he fucking means it.

TMK

Seconds later, Ronald's glove was covered in the Colonel's "Special Sauce"

Grimace

Although they may look happy and carefree now, the three members of the Mcdonalds clan are about to bludgeon Colonel-san to death.

So ends the million-year blood feud.

Liam

Fast food...the musical

kilmarley

If the current "consumerism" craption wins, that will confirm what I have suspected for some time. There is a group of 15 year olds calling everyone they know to vote for their craption.

reptile

Don't look at me like that, Sanders. Ms. Mac, you can stay.

Ungh!

The colonel's son couldn't help looking back as he ran from the torture that was about to unfold. Ronald was gonna get that recipe.

Racs

The world as it will be in 2050 - global warming isn't the problem

greet

"HAPPY SUNSHINE MCDOLPHIN YUM TIME ROCK YAY!!!"

Beta

"And to quote the great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!"

Ricky Bobby
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