Craptions Classics June 11, 2007

The followers of Flying Spaghetti Monster have their own vision of Judgement Day.

Chinzon

Other Craptions

Coca-Cola. Official sponsors of fucking anything.

Hando

True, the Mexican Air Defense system was no NORAD, but it would have to do.

asdf

1... 2... 3.... CTHULU!!!!!

fiatboomer

Due to a limited budget, Mexico's version of 300 did not end up as critically acclaimed as the original.

Punk

Upon hearing of Hugo Chavez's phobia of balloon animals, Venezuelans seized their opportunity for an uprising.

Sweet!

Every scientist who has ever looked at a blonde's scalp under a microscope has lost his mind, and the secret has remained safe for centuries.

pyrattorney

Sanchez smiled smuggly. HE had TWO ballons twisted into one, he was better.

Captain-Kickass

2007: Japanese Tentacle Porn becomes sentient.

ShaneO

Not many are aware of how poorly planned the Bay of Pigs invasion actually was.

sneakatack

Doctor, do I have crabs?

No ma'am, much worse... Angry soccer fans.

Patrico

The budget cuts have even affected Jedi Academy.

Zombie_Jesus

They're quite upset with Morgan Spurlock for the discontinuation of SUPERSIZE.

toastking

Surprisingly, roundworm day at the stadium was a smashing success.

ninja1

Thousands howled in pain and guilty delight as the Flying Spaghetti Monster sodomized the nonbelievers.

Omnywrench
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