Craptions Classics June 07, 2007

Pepper spray only aggravated the alpha male punk, who lowered his mohawk and prepared to charge.

TheAmazingShadow

Other Craptions

When the rich kids of Beverly hills start rioting many still bring along their stylists to make sure they stay in tip top condition.

Spanner Fist

Thinking fast, Paul pulled out the one thing that could stop any rioting deadbeat in his tracks.
Deodorant

Primal

Riots broke out at the G8 summit today when world leaders suddenly announced that they were NOT ready to rock....

Rat Boy

The new insta-angryteenwithamohawk didn't go over quiet as well as previously thought.

Turner

Held down and given a mohawk cut, maced in the face, his foot nailed to the wheel of a revving car and all in front of the Gay Pride rally.

This was the best hazing ever!

El G

Unfamiliar with Germanys laws, Jim learned first hand the penalty for tying your shoes in public

Daly

"OH SHIT DUDE THERE'S A CATERPILLAR ON YOUR HEAD HOLD STILL!"

Harveyjames

you can always do better you can always do better you can always do better

Wojoe

you can always do better

Wojoe

you can always do better you can always do better you can always do better you can always do better

Wojoe

Dude, I appreciate you helping me maintain the mohawk, but this isn't the time!

GoatBoy

Mace didn't work, so they pulled out the AXE body spray, which subdued the punk

AlekB
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