Craptions Classics June 04, 2007

The perfect counter-strategy to the French "Lalalala, I can't hear you" tactic.

Notyou

Other Craptions

The really expensive car stereos come with a middle aged man to complain about them.

Juan Perez

Phil chose his hearing over his toupee.

Bop

It was just Ted's luck: of course, just as he lets one rip, the song ends.

Ange

Even deaf Larry had to cover his ears when the new Nickelback song began.

The Admrial

After just four minutes in front of the Rammstein concert's main speaker, Andy's body ages fifty-two years.

Pikadam2000

An so, Ali was sentenced to 6 months of MC Hammer music for stealing his neighbor's goat.

Chimbo

"Actually sir, if you just took your fingers out of your ears you'd realise that the speakers aren't actually on..."

The Colonel

Louis had finally captured his ears, and there was no way he was letting them get away again.

cannon fodder

They say that if you stand in the back of Best Buy long enough, you can hear the ghost of Vanilla Ice calling your name.

They

where's that noise coming from?!

the shovel

Proof that the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps" is not actually music, but an advanced form of psychological warfare.

Patrico

Despite 10 years of research, the Albanian Ipod received mixed reviews from local journalists.

jipijipijipi

It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't Celine Dion.

visijared

"Yeah, but if I keep opening and closing 'em really fast, it TOTALLY sounds like there's a wah-wah pedal!"

Unrulybrute
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