The perfect counter-strategy to the French "Lalalala, I can't hear you" tactic.
The really expensive car stereos come with a middle aged man to complain about them.
Phil chose his hearing over his toupee.
It was just Ted's luck: of course, just as he lets one rip, the song ends.
Even deaf Larry had to cover his ears when the new Nickelback song began.
After just four minutes in front of the Rammstein concert's main speaker, Andy's body ages fifty-two years.
An so, Ali was sentenced to 6 months of MC Hammer music for stealing his neighbor's goat.
"Actually sir, if you just took your fingers out of your ears you'd realise that the speakers aren't actually on..."
Louis had finally captured his ears, and there was no way he was letting them get away again.
They say that if you stand in the back of Best Buy long enough, you can hear the ghost of Vanilla Ice calling your name.
where's that noise coming from?!
Proof that the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps" is not actually music, but an advanced form of psychological warfare.
Despite 10 years of research, the Albanian Ipod received mixed reviews from local journalists.
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't Celine Dion.
"Yeah, but if I keep opening and closing 'em really fast, it TOTALLY sounds like there's a wah-wah pedal!"