Craptions Classics June 02, 2007

In an alternate universe, Isaac Newton was a dumb co-ed blond.

It took around a thousand apples.


Other Craptions

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you spontaneously shit thousands of apples. Get that taken care of.


Sadly, most of the baby apples will not survive to adulthood after leaving the protection of their mother.

Camel Lot

One of these things is not like the others...


"Would you like some apples? You can have any but the three I'm breastfeeding."

USB animl

Cindy smiled foolishly.
She would soon discover how Red Apple Sauce gets it's color.


Trent never understood why his apples tasted like vagina. But Beth knew. Oh, Beth knew.

Crazy Legs O'Hoolie

There's a certain irony in how the Chaquita woman spends her spring break.


For I have had too much
Of apple-picking: I am overtired
Of the great harvest I myself desired.
There were ten thousand thousand fruit to touch,
Cherish in hand, lift down, and not let fall.

Robert Frost

In classical analysis an an apple is a metaphor for giving up virginity. This girl is fucked.

Mr. X

How do you like THEM apples, BITCH!


apples float, so did the pair.


Jealous of her brother Waldo's succes, Wendy released her own book series...


Surrounded by a platoon of fruit loops, Cindy knew she was beat


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