Craptions Classics May 29, 2007

"Mark, are you still thinking of pedophilia?"
"No."
"Marrrrrrrrk"
"OK."

Monkey

Other Craptions

Attempts at proving David Wong to be gay were fruitless. However, other questions did arise.

DeathPirate

The latest version of Tamagotchi were much more fun to starve.

Jk

"Do? Well it doesn't really do anything..."

clapton

Allow us to help you find your inner child.
Hitachi: making your disturbing fantasies real.

asdf

Here we see the Asian reproductive process. The male and female intermingle via neuro-videoscreen. The resulting child emerges from a nearby printer [not pictured].

ghj

Hitachi and Pepsi join forces to bring you the forehead drink cooler.

yu

I'm soooo ronery

Tweed

If using virtual reality to fulfill your fantasy of stabbing little girls in the head with many needles is wrong then hey I don't want to be right.

0mega

Prug it in, prug it in!

Christmas Eve

Is it just me or did this guy look happier when he was a young girl in a science experiment?

jakesmith13

When Jordy LaForge finally raised his visor, everyone was stunned to find out that he was actually Asian.

NightDemon

the thought viewer will finally seperate the anime writers from the child molesters.

Spawnfree

Always on the front line of technological advancement, Japan introduces a new generation of toupee's.

Supes

Advanced brain mapping shows what's inside every Japanese guy's mind.

BritneysWig
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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