Craptions Classics May 26, 2007

Cleaning up after Spider Man was one of the worst jobs in the city.

fascination

Other Craptions

When the police cracked down on panhandling in the streets, the homeless took to the air.

Czaacoba

"We are such great evil geniuses. Stealing everyones shoe laces was such a great idea. There's going to be loose shoes everywhere.

bright

"Homeless, ye be warned"

Miggy

I am the coolest guy in the world
- Signed, David Wong

John Cheese

I know we screwed up but, do we REALLY have to eat all this rope.

Guty

Ted had doubts about making their own climbing rope out of dental floss but when he tasted its minty freshness, he changed his mind.

Wonko

The Frizzle brothers' invention of silly string rocket boosters was not enjoying a perfect test run.

Chris Marchand

dont skydive in NYC

shini

Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?

tired joke

Stress testers for the thong division of Victoria's Secret.

bobblack555

"Is this a bad time to mention I'm afraid of heights?"

BritneysWig

Extreme Macrame

klugerama

Steve and Kirk suddenly realised they weren't scaling Mount Everest at all, but their appartment block.

Wingknut

Steve: "This shit tastes like rope!"
Wolverine: "It is rope!"

Boltz
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