Craptions Classics May 24, 2007

"Hold my drink, bitch."

USB animl

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"Look, do you want to be white or not? Just drink it."

Balderdash

I offer you this bust of Don Cheadle... and my gratitude.

DJ Cracka Case

My religion has sillier hats than your religion

Flingebunt

"Give in to the Dark Side" "What did you say, cracker?"

your_mum

A black guy, an Indian and the Pope walk into a bar...

colibri213

"Just spit your gum out in here. Thanks."

Senor Taco

After the 3rd drink Pocahontas looked much more like Disney's version.

homicidalhombre

P Diddy was in awe by all the bling his Holiness was wearing

migdia

Have some grape drink, bitch!

Revolution9

Don't be too proud of this ornithological terror you've constructed. The ability to attract a feathered mate is insignificant next to the Blood of Christ!

Popemobile

"Yes, yes, drink all of it ... all of it."

BritneysWig

Susan would just hope that this "magical drink of god" would cure her of her bird disease. And herpes.

readhead445

Archaeologists today discovered Hitler’s private dart board underneath Berlin

grungergeez

Jamar and Chief Running deer try to ignore the fact that His Holiness was sporting a boner.

Pastry Burglar
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