Craptions Classics May 23, 2007

It's always important to stretch before oppressing your populace.

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The infamous finishing move from Mortal Komrade

TheAmazingShadow

The Russian army only has one pair of boots, and must swap them around regularly.

Leery

"I sold my pants to buy you this boot."

"But... I sold my foot to buy you this belt!"

USB animl

Hoping the other won't notice their boot and belt was being stolen, the two Commies tried to act casual.

WhatWhat

"get that boot off your penis"

Spawnfree

"We'll have to go on foot from here. dis-MOUNT!"

Miggy

"nope... I still can't fit this leg into your pocket."

timmy

The dumbest secret handshake EVER!

someguy

They didn't have to ask... they just knew.

Onodera

You know if your gonna keep on trying to undo my pants you can take your own damn boots off

Diarrheaisland

Training for the new 'uber-goosestep' stye of marching was tough on the troops.

El G

The ol' 'Check your commrades cock while he stretches' gag.

Wingknut

Go ahead your turn to fart.

thevelveturd

"Your wang does look better when I lift your leg like this."

BritneysWig
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