Craptions Classics May 20, 2007

"I call this one 'Robert Palmer Packs up the Band.'"

Kevin Smallwood

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A supermodel's for life, not just for Christmas.

Schmee

Pinocchio knows which street corner to go to for a good time.

Iluvatar

After a while, you just tend to ignore what Jude Law takes out to the curb.

Senor Taco

Sure, the graphics of the new Silent Hill game were pretty good, but the monsters just weren't scary anymore.

Lao_Tsan

Not even a month past Earth Day and already someone's thrown away a pair of hookers. Hello? Ever heard of recycling?

Asok_Green

The Female condom never achieved widespread acceptance.

Brylig

"I can't believe we just STOLE those Mannequin's shoes! Fuck, we're like Thelma and Louise..."

zx

Now O.J. is just fucking around.

Admiral

Rejects of America's Next Top Model.

hoho

Damn shame throwin' away perfectly good white girls like that.

Ronsonic

The "Man from Glad" sure knows how to have a good time.

TGP

This is where supermodels go to die.

GoatBoy

The Olsen twins finally get bagged.Thank you Jesus!

stackismom
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