Craptions Classics May 19, 2007

Many countries have adopted the French wartime defense of "La la la, I can't hear you!!!"

Patrico

Other Craptions

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ts

The 900th reason to never hire deaf soldiers: they steal your shit.

J-Ho

The Canadians realized now that developing a warhead that plays Celine Dion on impact wasn't such a good idea after all.

Pope Wang XXX

After attempts to stop the battle with tanks, Nickoli channeled energy to use his atomic head blast.

dickie

no, NO! I said, ONE large Pepperoni, TWO garlic bread...

Fish

3 men, a tank and a stack of giant tampons walk into no-man's land...

Wingknut

They say humanity lost its innocence the day Heavy Metal was introduced to warfare.

Schmee

Burger King's new Spicy Tendercrisp Sandwich ads'were a little on the awkward side.

I'mYourFather

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD!

Tristan

"I said no honey... if you dont stop my head will explode"

Richard Jones

l'OH quelle horreur!
cette idée était plus mauvaise que le Dinosaur Warlock!

youtwo

This marine knew exactly what to do with the 5 kilos they had just discovered in Bagdhad.

hogart

Steve-O had struck gold with his new masterpiece... Jackass: Fallujah.

Yellowdart

Almost a trillion dollar budget, and we can't afford earplugs.

D man
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