Craptions Classics May 18, 2007

Lance Armstrong's insistence that he has never used any kind of performance enhancers becomes less credible with each Tour de France victory.

Czaacoba

Other Craptions

He had abs of steel and a back of magnesium.

don't tell scotty

The ET alternate ending was much better.

Iluvatar

Just then, a bike happened to fly by.

German Agent 006

"I REGRET NOTHI- OKAY 5 THINGS, JUST 5 THINGS!"

Schizo

See son, this is what happens when you dont wear you helmet.

Dickie

"Stay on target... Stay on target!"

"I'm hit - AAARRRGHHH!"

UBU

Third-degree burns are a little known side effect of fairy dust.

Lenkrad mit Fusspedalen

In the Wild, it is obvious when a Mountain Bike doesn't want to be ridden.

The Admiral

As society becomes more oil-conscious, mob hits become a little more creative and a lot more spectacular.

Moop

Once they ran out of planes, Kamikazi pilots became somewhat of a joke.

Polymphus

WHEN FIREFLIES ATTACK 3

Chicken McNugget

Everything was going according to plan. All that was left was the perfect shoulder roll into the rotunda and the world's greatest marriage proposal would be all but finished.

Brezhnev

No one really expected Michael Bay's "Transformers" to be true to the cartoon.

Lao Tsan

Evel Knievel was getting into Heaven one way or another.

ninja_clown
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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