The ET alternate ending was much better.
Iluvatar
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"I REGRET NOTHI- OKAY 5 THINGS, JUST 5 THINGS!"
Schizo
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See son, this is what happens when you dont wear you helmet.
Dickie
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"Stay on target... Stay on target!"
"I'm hit - AAARRRGHHH!"
UBU
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In the Wild, it is obvious when a Mountain Bike doesn't want to be ridden.
The Admiral
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As society becomes more oil-conscious, mob hits become a little more creative and a lot more spectacular.
Moop
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Once they ran out of planes, Kamikazi pilots became somewhat of a joke.
Polymphus
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Everything was going according to plan. All that was left was the perfect shoulder roll into the rotunda and the world's greatest marriage proposal would be all but finished.
Brezhnev
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No one really expected Michael Bay's "Transformers" to be true to the cartoon.
Lao Tsan
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Evel Knievel was getting into Heaven one way or another.
ninja_clown
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HI! I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is JACKASS!
lazy_bhikkhu
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I told you Jim was a flaming asshole!
vasrchr
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Everyone agreed Jerry Falwell's funeral was the best funeral ever.
Horatio
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The first Time Machine Dr. Emmet Brown build was a little unstable... but shure looked fun.
Hepathos
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There was something wrong with his bicycle, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
BritneysWig
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It was an impressive amount of special effects, everyone admitted that. But most of the casting committee agreed that he didn't have that "Power Ranger Spirit".
Sharnold
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This is what happens when you use redneck jet engines on your bike. Two beer cans do NOT substitute for air propulsion systems!
Captain Obvious
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The Hollywood remake of Italian 1948 film "The Bicycle Thief" had to be jazzed up somewhat to suit Western audiences.
Schmee
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Power Rangers at the X Games!
cafitz
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The bike's jetpack is working a lot better than the man's
soxfan01
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Super Dave immediately regretted the all Taco Bell buffet.
jgibbsjr
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the space-race between two less known countries.
ailoview
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When the Fantastic 4 were transported to the bizzarro-universe, the Human Torch had to battle it out with the Bicycle Torch
bobi
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,.
hello.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
obvious
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We see the excitement in the form of bright sparks when the male Homo magnesium pounces on his prey, the rocketa bicyclum.
memorex
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This photo shows only a few reasons why Evel Kineval and his parents never paid heed to his younger, attention starving brother Barty.
Enabsflow
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This messenger will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
twoand2isnt5
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This Autobot was the least popular amongst the transformers.
chaoticbrii
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The Rocketeer's new sidekick, Rocketbike, really wasn't working out.
SoloScorpio
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Yeah...Ted knew then that he used too much hot sauce in his burrito.
http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=4&sku=ENGL-CD00374
Ranger
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when fighter jet targeting systems fail.
fraser
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The original Ghost Rider wasn't visually stunning, but was also a better actor than Nicholas Cage.
Sheaple
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why jackass stunts have a disclaimer
BRNZ
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And as it says in revelation, the riders came bringing flames and death.
davious
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So that's how ET make his bike fly.. CRAP!! My jetpack exploded!!
shadowflower
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At this point it was depressingly clear to everyone that the NASA/ Huffy merger was not going to get approval.
Hamper
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Although he was no longer able to reproduce, Jim thought it was worth it.
bob12345
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although he could no longer reproduce, Jim thought it was worth it.
j_mullee101
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I believe i can fly, I believe i can touch the sky
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