Czaacoba
Lance Armstrong's insistence that he has never used any kind of performance enhancers becomes less credible with each Tour de France victory.
Lenkrad mit Fusspedalen
Third-degree burns are a little known side effect of fairy dust.
Moop
As society becomes more oil-conscious, mob hits become a little more creative and a lot more spectacular.
Brezhnev
Everything was going according to plan. All that was left was the perfect shoulder roll into the rotunda and the world's greatest marriage proposal would be all but finished.
Captain Obvious
This is what happens when you use redneck jet engines on your bike. Two beer cans do NOT substitute for air propulsion systems!
Sharnold
It was an impressive amount of special effects, everyone admitted that. But most of the casting committee agreed that he didn't have that "Power Ranger Spirit".
Hepathos
The first Time Machine Dr. Emmet Brown build was a little unstable... but shure looked fun.
Schmee
The Hollywood remake of Italian 1948 film "The Bicycle Thief" had to be jazzed up somewhat to suit Western audiences.
BritneysWig
There was something wrong with his bicycle, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
Sheaple
The original Ghost Rider wasn't visually stunning, but was also a better actor than Nicholas Cage.
bobi
When the Fantastic 4 were transported to the bizzarro-universe, the Human Torch had to battle it out with the Bicycle Torch
tsprad
After modifying his bike in order to expedite E.T.'s return, it became increasingly clear to the daring Elliot that E.T. was never going to phone home now.
memorex
We see the excitement in the form of bright sparks when the male Homo magnesium pounces on his prey, the rocketa bicyclum.
Enabsflow
This photo shows only a few reasons why Evel Kineval and his parents never paid heed to his younger, attention starving brother Barty.
Ranger
Yeah...Ted knew then that he used too much hot sauce in his burrito. http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=4&sku=ENGL-CD00374
Hamper
At this point it was depressingly clear to everyone that the NASA/ Huffy merger was not going to get approval.
Id
Needless to say, the exploding parachute wasn't very effective in rocket bike's capture.
Davey-doo
When Bob began re-entry, he knew no one had ever landed on a bike freefalling from orbit. Little did he know that his agent had a more spectacular stunt in mind...
jizzbotspermuspermu
Only now does the astronaut in the last craption realize why he was thrown.
Stavros
As John lept from his rocket-bike to safety, a cruel twist of fate saw his parachute explode too... strange, as it was just a parachute.
saq
In this daring stunt, Cartman uses a little something to clear 60 homeless people in a single jump.
blammo
This summer, everyone is going to see just how good he can be: ET 2 - Elliot EXTREME!
Strinka
I think we can all see that hydrogen power has some kinks we need to work out...
Patrico
Desperately trying to evade the SAMs, Jeff launches all of his flares at once in an effort to confuse the heat seeking sensors of the missiles to save his precious Trek mountain bike he saved all summer to buy. He didn't mow all those lawns for shits
Matt Thermo
What France's space program lacks in technology, it more than makes up for it in pizazz!
ILSS
Most critics agree that Spielberg's newest digital remastering of E.T. really adds something to the film.
Lykon
After setting the bomb off, Agent 3097 jumped from the plane, but misjudged his trajectory for his escape vehicle
Tarquinius
The post 9/11 version of ET ends with Elliot getting his ass handed to him by an overly jumpy F-18 pilot.
DeathPirate
Lance Armstrong tried desperately with his new wizard powers, but it was too late. The Wicked Witch of the West was incinerated.
Dale
Irritated by Gary the Carefully positioned cyclist's refusal to allow full frontal craptions, PWOTters take matters into their own hands.
2pacgunit
i wud gun blow up but ma mom got scared she said u movin wit ur auntie n uncle in bel air
Pickle Victory
"Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Peewee Herman, you have a telephone call at the reception desk."
Jon
Scientology end game; Mothership departs, Tom Cruise hatches, world left with uninteresting horizons.
scrubby
Bruce Willis returns to earth to help China's last ditch efforts to stop meteor fragments in Armageddon 2
brianmack
NASA was hard at work on a replacement for the Space Shuttle. Unfortunately, budget constraints forced them to make a few compromises.
Matthemus
"Rocket propelled bike go!!!......OHSHIT! rocket propelled backpack go!!....Aww damn.."
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