Craptions Classics January 24, 2006

Humanity could struggle all they want, but box technology had gained sentience, and the end would be here soon.

Orbach

Other Craptions

The looting skills acquired in New Orleans give Jamal the edge over the competiton.

Sharamik

HELP! I'm trapped in a pile of minorities!

Funkmaster

Right hand... BOX! Left foot... CROTCH!

Painhammer

It belongs in a museum!

Karumba

The NFL/UPS merger would only end in blood.

Fivus

And during that moment of choas, the girl gave birth to a fully clothed male african american holding a box.

Michael Nguyen

UPS Boot Camp. Welcome to the Suck.

LORD DEESTRUCTO

The party had gone on for days, the immense stock of liquor was gone and people were leaving; even "musical boxes" and "pin your foot on Allen's balls" couldn't keep it going.

Okra

The prophesy was true. Mohammed Ali will become a champion Boxer.

Iga

Alex and the box just wanted to be alone.

hooooooot

Shirly soon realized this was the perfect place to lose her virginity

Brendan

Wild scenes in a shopping centre as a crazed gang of armed boxes are overpowered after robbing a liquor store.

CrapPete

Real-life eBay just wasn't the same. ...wait, yeah it was.

stevietallcan

What's the Albino from "The Princess Bride" doing drinking Coors Light? http://www.knowlton.clara.net/family/Albinism/film_atist/princessbride.gif

davesigmachi
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