Craptions Classics May 15, 2007

Chuck E. Cheese's after nine. That's when the games start.

kO

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"Oh Jesus Bob cover yourself. Those shorts look ridiculous."

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People for the Erotic Treatment of Animals.

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The season finale of "Lost" once again raised more questions than answers.

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Simba was just another washed-up former child actor.

AvPD

The eHarmony commercial you never saw.

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The result of the destruction of a furries ecosystem.

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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he looks surprised to be caught, in a room full of people. Or that the costume actually manages to look equally as surprised.

chris

This ventriliquist sucks

celwyn

What happens in Orlando stays in Orlando.

7THSON

"This one's too hard. This one's too soft. Ohhh... yours is jusssst right..."

Gross

Next on "Cheaters."

coolhair

"Honey I promise we weren't doing anything!!I dropped my cigarette on my balls and Smokey the bear was helping me put out my pubes!!! Honest!!!

Zegeebwah

Stewart has been going to Chuck E. Cheese's for thirty years and today, his dream comes true.

Zen

"Nice Mustache,wanna fuck."

Matteo
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