Craptions Classics May 12, 2007

Something about Survivor was lost in translation to China.

KamTheMan

Other Craptions

The grammar of the winners craption is great:
"having to wearing"

dave

Sure Billy was into alternative lifestyles, but he'll be damned if he was a conformist. Plus, this was just the opporitunity to wear his new Calvin Klein shirt.

Mr

This is what my art professor tells me corporate america is like.

Iluvatar

Bring your gimp to school day was a great success.

Flingebunt

The annual "desplome del salvador" parade in Mexico City commemorating when Jesus drove his tow truck blind-folded into a cactus patch.

ImmortalDM

Non-stop Nickelback was the worst part of it.

Eroom

The BDSM community's annual "Walk for Dignity" campaign was, yet again, a mystifying failure.

TMK

Frank regretted booking through Travelocity.

jgibbsjr

In this performance art piece, I claimed I was making a statement about the torture of prisoners. Really, I just wanted to see what these fuckers would agree to.

Pac-Man

"This is SPART- no wait"

Luis

No, John didn't mind the blindfold and bondage. It was the caterpillars that threw him over the edge.

Ivan

Norman began to feel a little awkward; the scientologist brochure mentioned nothing about having to wearing black.

lumpLord

So this is where they buried casanova !

twistedjoker23

Everyone agreed Mel Gibson's wedding was the most nauseating six hour black turd since Panic! at the Disco went acoustic on herion.

Lakin v Hando
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