Craptions Classics April 29, 2007

It was a mistake to sign the Great and Powerful Oz to compete in the WWE.

Sir Stupid

Other Craptions

When cornered, cumulonimbi can become very aggressive.

Ctrl, Alt, Defeat

"There's been a lotta TRASH talked about us non-corporeal gaseous entities lately!! Well CHECK IT - that shit stops TONIGHT!! YEAH!!"

Ghibline

Unfortunately for the crowd, they all could smell what The Rock was cooking.

Lawnmover Man

When Zeus runs out of thunderbolts, he grabs anything he can find.

WhatWhat

In this till shot, you can see the ninja who threw the smoke bomb escaping the scene. He's in the crowd at the left, wearing a hoodie.

jimbo

This year's winner of the "Extreme Farting Competition" was eventually found unconscious up in the rafters.

Chu Dung

In a last ditch attempt to purify the human gene pool, the police gassed the wrestling fans before moving into club the surivors to death.

Good fucking riddance.

El G

The Chairman of the Board always had exciting, yet unnecessary, ways of entrance.

BritneysWig

Johnny the human chair loves a grand entrance!

deadpianoplayer

Fire Millen!

Treb

After being asked to put the chair down, the cloud became violent.

Not one of the riot police survived.

KFC

The sequel to "The Mist" sucks.

kungfuguru

cop #8:Lindsay lohan has got to stop sneezing lookit this fucking mess.

koberto

If Chuck Norris made curries, they would probably be the best curries in the world

PieEater3142
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