Craptions Classics April 28, 2007

That's the strangest fucking hat I've ever seen.

Asok_Green

Other Craptions

"CNN is on the spot as Michael Jackson is coming out of the hospital with yet another minor surg-- sweet jesus."

crave

Thankfully he isn't showing us her necklace.

digby

"Be still, my pet, the hour is not yet nigh"

Staves

"Oh, I'm sorry - you haven't met my wife yet, have you?"

Leery

Since he had to go door to door explaining to his neighborsw about his previous pedophilia charges he decided to do it in a kid friendly way.

Elaine

Quaid....Start the Reactor....

jrdubois

Jerry's belly was a stunt double for porn stars who didn't do money shots.

Benny Quilibrium

20 beers and one massive gut later, Jim shouted "I DONT NEED YOU GUYS, I CAN MAKE MY OWN FRIENDS".

Punkrawkchris

Do these lips make me look fat?

frrrrrrunkis

I would totally fuck her nose

Bigbla ckc ock

Hey, my face is DOWN here.

ttra

"This is the closest I've ever been to a chick in my whole life!"

duckselcomedy

Mom, dad. This is Linda.

mrtitoman

Bob couldn't get a date for his high school reunion. He figured he could fool everyone by painting a face on his tummy and just telling everyone she's really short and clingy.

yermom
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