Craptions Classics April 27, 2007

It was a success mainly because nobody could have predicted a stage show of Dr Mario.

Spawnfree

Other Craptions

"Dad, when do we see the lions?"

"Quiet, boy, this is Canadian circus"

Staves

Step 1: Set up Circus
Step 2: Spike all the drinks with LSD
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.

KamTheMan

It's not easy to fuck God, but one man is willing to try.

JabberBody

the unveiling of the newest model of homosexual DNA.

bacdac

Hey way to show off, jackass. We know that only weighs like one pound.

BritneysWig

How much water do you think he'll need to swallow that pill?

Spirit

Clown sperm - proof that clowns are not sad on the inside.

emossy

This is what the Hulk uses when he has sex. This one, as you can see, has already been used.

hulk

"...and according to our bubble barometer the weather's gonna be... totally gay!"

Othello

Rosie O'Donnell's Tampon! Anna Nicole's Tampon: http://www.neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=19&sku=ENGL-CD00415

Ranger

World's awesomest tampon.

tickles

The wonderful world of Clown Rectal Cleansing, as shown by Binky the Clown.

Nicotine-Fit Sam

The whole Neverland fiasco culminated with Macauly sauntering onto the interpretive dance scene. Ladies and gentlemen... His debut.

Samsgay

THAT, is a big dildo . . .

HomerJ
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