For once I can be cumming AND going.
The new Transformers series was a big hit.
"Take it back."
"I know it's a bit over the top but-"
"Take it back..."
Can you ride this bike through a populated area without causing a traffic related fatality...Next on Mythbusters!
Everyone gawked at Steve's bike, but never really understood his headless woman fetish.
After the roughneck biker died, he learned two hard lessons:
1. Reincarnation does exist
2. Karma is a bitch
Everyone felt bad about Chernobyl, but no one cared about the motorcycle factory and the strip-club next door.
Interestingly, over 80% of all gas stations converted to full-service in a matter of weeks.
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Hotter, faster, with more horsepower."
Mechanic: Well I managed to work on the back a little bit and then worked on the rear. I also did a rim job. And to the bike I just changed the spark plugs...you needed new ones.
Okay, who put AXE Body Spray on my bike?
This was my wife on our honeymoon. Six months later she was a rusty moped with a leaky tailpipe.
With the T-187, Skynet finally began to fight dirty in it's quest to kill John Conner...
I warned her the front brakes were a little touchy.
About once or twice a month, I have myself a crazy ride on the menstrual-cycle. NAAAAAAAAAAAGnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnag...