Craptions Classics April 21, 2007

For once I can be cumming AND going.


Other Craptions

The new Transformers series was a big hit.


"Take it back."
"I know it's a bit over the top but-"
"Take it back..."


Can you ride this bike through a populated area without causing a traffic related fatality...Next on Mythbusters!

President Scroob

Everyone gawked at Steve's bike, but never really understood his headless woman fetish.

Juan Perez

After the roughneck biker died, he learned two hard lessons:

1. Reincarnation does exist
2. Karma is a bitch


Everyone felt bad about Chernobyl, but no one cared about the motorcycle factory and the strip-club next door.

Celestial Gold

Interestingly, over 80% of all gas stations converted to full-service in a matter of weeks.


"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Hotter, faster, with more horsepower."

USB animl

Mechanic: Well I managed to work on the back a little bit and then worked on the rear. I also did a rim job. And to the bike I just changed the spark needed new ones.


Okay, who put AXE Body Spray on my bike?


This was my wife on our honeymoon. Six months later she was a rusty moped with a leaky tailpipe.

Hill's Angel

With the T-187, Skynet finally began to fight dirty in it's quest to kill John Conner...


I warned her the front brakes were a little touchy.


About once or twice a month, I have myself a crazy ride on the menstrual-cycle. NAAAAAAAAAAAGnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnag...

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