Craptions Classics April 18, 2007

"Ok kids, our field trip this year will be... the Republican-making factory! Yay!"

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Other Craptions

Soon even people were Made In China

Fish

First contact with the Aliens was enough to convince everyone involved that it wasn't worth the effort.

Haz-e

Step 1: Open your bag
Step 2: Put Dick Clark in your bag

DW

Evolution as told by Scientology

Tits

Toy makers were baffled to discover that their lastest product, "Mr. Lobbyist and Friends," had flopped. The focus groups had been so positive.

tabletop_joe

KKK tried a few other robes and races before settling for opaque and blacks

Putin

"They said I couldn't do it..." Mike lauged to himself as he sealed Frank Sinatra's air-tight bag. He had completed his collection of mummified original Rat Pack members.

Coleslaw

Seeing his greatest enemies frozen and neatly wrapped made the giant wooden seal so happy that he lied down on his back and clapped.

Lenkrad mit Fusspedalen

The Ecuadorian culture strangely worshiped, and made statues of, pale looking pedophiles.

BritneysWig

I don't like the looks of this one. How do I know they are fresh?

jgibbsjr

Real senators aren't born, they're assembled.

nirot

Liberal Douce Bags march to the White House.

hotnsmoken

Their Koolaid supply exhausted, the cult members decided to stage a mass suicide using plastic bags instead

Iron_Hedgehog

Lt. Drebin's usage of full-body condoms soon caught on.

Three Bad Smells
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