Craptions Classics April 15, 2007

Beth froze. There was a pulse.

Jifted Kid

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The future of plastic surgery will be nothing short of revolutionary.

asdf

"Ok Jill; enough with the mouth controls. Show us what we really came for"

Spawnfree

Due to a shortage in the normal medical dummies, medical schools began to improvise by using sex dolls.

SmapdiOverdrive

With her thumb poised over the ejac button, Nurse Jamie always enjoyed surprising her students.

Metapop

Oh shit the economy! Someone get Robot Kennedy!

DeathPirate

Ken struggled awake, releasing a sigh of relief. It had all just been a bad dream.

OR HAD IT?

trj

The setup for the dullest porno ever.

Dick

Never a good sign when an inanimate object can feel the pain from your shitty nurse work.

BritneysWig

Bob Saget couldn't please all the women in the world alone, so he proposed this as a solution.

Bob Saget

"If you keep that face its just gonna get stuck that way."

Fancy Pants

Kafka went through several drafts for 'The Metamorphosis' before someone suggested a giant bug.

Omnywrench

Suprisingly, this is actually an advertisement for Sega's new handheld.

MAPip

Despite the warnings, George kept making funny faces until the inevitable ensued.

Jill
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