Craptions Classics April 12, 2007

Steven Seagal was determined to get a 4th wish from the genie

fooey

Other Craptions

Steven Seagal, Hitler, and a Genie walk into a bar...

Iluvatar

This is what happens when you try to divide by zero.

joe

Not knowing that huffing was a gateway drug, Steven Seagal's movie carrier began to go down hill when he found himself moving onto stronger drugs such as mustard-gas-wrestling.

JaredM

When Satan lights a fart, it's less humorous than expected.

Shipp

Ashton finally punk'd the wrong mother fucker!

WingNut

It's a fact that communism was spread by air-born spores.

jcdent

The atmosphere in the new Club Vesuvius was hazy at best.

BillyBob

"...and from that day on, I have never ate Mexican food again."

Nktalloth

"So", the reporter asked, "Has the taxpayers money been spent responsibly in the war on terror? "Ummmmmmmm", replied the president.

rickecakes84

"Does somebody smell McDonalds?"

manusmactibilis

No amount of tough love was going to bring that stripper back.

huh?

Dammit, Billy, what have I told you about huffing pixie stix!? Wait until your mother hears of this.

JessieArr

DAMNIT HITLER, would you please STOP FARTING!

mw27

This is the greatest pot ever!

thrasherjay
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