Craptions Classics April 02, 2007

Jesus, no wonder Asian kids are so stressed out about their grades.

Matt Pee

Other Craptions

In the future, the government divides people into two groups: cunts and assholes.

German Agent

B was fucked. Hepatitis A and C had joined forces.

superbeefy2050

What started as an innocent 3-way paint ball battle, turned into an alliance in chemical warfare to eliminate the B team.

petey

Kiss Army is so much cooler than AC/DC Hazmat Unit.

Paleo2002

The Boston PD later discoverd it was just a light bright.

Tarquinius

Jeff sighed as he noticed his boner. He knew posting his hazmat fetish online was a bad idea.

Drcrash

"...and so, due to budget cuts, the air-tight hazmat suits are going to be held together with masking tape."

rikitybridge

Medical Examiner interns about to autopsy Anna Nicole's vagina. www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger

You guys... dave you were supposed to be U, mick you were N, and bob you were going to be T. now we just look retards.

deepkick

The cleaning army is here bitches!!

shellbygt

I know my ACD's and 124's!

AlekB

Give us the continuam transfunctioner

tehm0rk

In their long rivalry, the 'A's and 'C's teamed up only once; to beat the 'B's and 'D's.

mrtitoman

Jason's meeting us there, he's going to be a squirrel.

Kyrzar
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