Other Craptions

Skittles sales plummeted when their new mascot took to the streets inviting people to "Taste the Rainbow"

"see, when you reach level 60, you'll look cool like me."

Yellow and blue shoes!? That looks ridiculous!

"What are you looking at, fag?

25 years ago Satan seduced and impregnated Rainbow Brite, and thus the anti-christ is upon us.

"Why is everyone staring at me?"
"Because, dude, you're hanging your sunglasses from your shirt like a fag."

You know chicks don't dig smokers, right?

"So, can other people see you also, or am I the only one?"

"No, everyone can see me too... I'm only a hooker."

You know I almost wore the same thing today. How embarrasing would that have been?

SURGEON GENERALS' WARNING: Too much World of Warcraft can have unforeseen consequences.

After an eternity of years of existance, Satan finally came out of the closet.

When I was little, Seseme Street just had Big Bird.

Tonight You!

Well, your mom seemed nice, but I don't think your dad likes me.

...and then I thought, "What if The Flash was gay?"

hey, sorry to bother you, i was wondering if you could direct me to uranus?

Paint: $40 ridiculious red boots: $30 fake ears: $20 Superglue: $10 Hair dye: $5 plane ticket to san franscisco: $200 Teaching your friend that night elves are in fact gay: Priceless.

The perils of online dating.

Dad?

Pat Robertson laughed smuggly to himself. Fianlly, proof that homosexuality was the work of Satan!

Onlooker: Oh my God! Who wears white after labor day? Tackyyy...

Even a brief glance confirmed, that contrary to popular thinking, the Devil certainly did not wear Prada.

This is precisely why I don't play World of Warcraft.

You graduated from Temple? Yeah, class 0f '97 No shit! I graduated '99! So what have you been up to lately?

"Pleasures you can not imagine..."

I don't usually date men of color. www.NeilsNotes.com

I can't even think straight

Despite having a great resume, Tim didn't get the Barista job at Starbucks

After seeing the pink elf, Ping's brain died so quickly that he just kept on walking.

Hey Chuck, you want to taste the Rainbow?

"Hey, have you seen my bike? It's black and has a red phallus sticking out of it. I think some freak painted in red stole it."
"No..."

And with that one bad judgement call the struggle for equality and gay marriage was set back at least 25 years.

"dude, i'm really sorry i ruined casual friday."

This is before producers told David Bowie to tone it down.I think we are all glad that he consented.

The dog was the only thing Tom would let Katie have control over.

Why yes, I am Elton John's tampon.

"I wanna be just like you when I grow up!"

That is so fucking disgusting. Who the hell wears red and pink together?

Gollum's and My Pretty Ponie's fucked up child

You know youv'e been playing too much World of Warcraft when your best friend looks like a homosexual Night Elf on crack

After taking the bet Hugo unzipped his pants and unsheathed his junk. And who would've guessed it? It really did kinda look like a woman holding a trophy. Hugo came up $20 that day.

The Flash changed greatly in appearance and attitude after moving to San Fransisco.

Dude... Red boots..? Don't you think that comes off as a bit gay?

The FTD guy is going to be mad as shit when he see's you!

Eddies girlfriend is super ugly but its okay because he's obviously a gay anyway.

halloween in san fransisco was always a treat for terry

Skittle Man, grant me one wish.

No private, in American battle tactics the straightest way to your target is NEVER a straight line! Platoon, on me!

Can I taste your Rainbow?