Hoohoobaba
Skittles sales plummeted when their new mascot took to the streets inviting people to "Taste the Rainbow"
SmapdiOverdrive
25 years ago Satan seduced and impregnated Rainbow Brite, and thus the anti-christ is upon us.
Ctrl-Alt-Elite
"Why is everyone staring at me?"
"Because, dude, you're hanging your sunglasses from your shirt like a fag."
Stavros
"So, can other people see you also, or am I the only one?"
"No, everyone can see me too... I'm only a hooker."
KKTTY
You know I almost wore the same thing today. How embarrasing would that have been?
CP2020
SURGEON GENERALS' WARNING: Too much World of Warcraft can have unforeseen consequences.
wouldn'tyouliketoknow
After an eternity of years of existance, Satan finally came out of the closet.
owlsayssouth
Paint: $40 ridiculious red boots: $30 fake ears: $20 Superglue: $10 Hair dye: $5 plane ticket to san franscisco: $200 Teaching your friend that night elves are in fact gay: Priceless.
Fabulous day in Hell
Pat Robertson laughed smuggly to himself. Fianlly, proof that homosexuality was the work of Satan!
Teacup
Even a brief glance confirmed, that contrary to popular thinking, the Devil certainly did not wear Prada.
crispy
You graduated from Temple? Yeah, class 0f '97 No shit! I graduated '99! So what have you been up to lately?
asdf
"Hey, have you seen my bike? It's black and has a red phallus sticking out of it. I think some freak painted in red stole it."
"No..."
jcdent
After seeing the pink elf, Ping's brain died so quickly that he just kept on walking.
jesus
After shedding his winter skin, it becomes evident that his minions cannot take Satan seriously during spring break.
couch
Jill couldn't find her shoes ever since the yard sale last weekend and trusted Greg when he said he didn't sell them. Her eyes saw a different story.
reefer
"You were correct Mr. Sulu. I find this clothing you procured for me strangely...comfortable."
"I know, it is soooo great to get out of those dowdy old uniforms. You look great. Shall we go grab some synth ale?"
Dookie
Ok,now dude im gonna ask you a serious question and want you to be totally honest...Do these red shoes make me look gay?
bryan manning
Then lou said to steve.."Oh my god!!! I came so close to wearing that very same outfit today"
DDDD
Here we see May Gardi Gras on his way to the Gay Mardi Gras talking to Gei Mahdi Ghrah
Hoohoobaba
Skittles sales rose to new heights in the sanfrasisco region,when their new mascot took to the streets inviting people to "Taste the Rainbow"
Lighty
It's honestly less strange when you figure out they're about the same height without the shoes.
Captain Cupcake
You know youv'e been playing too much World of Warcraft when your best friend looks like a homosexual Night Elf on crack
Elaine
Eddies girlfriend is super ugly but its okay because he's obviously a gay anyway.
CorkSoaker
After taking the bet Hugo unzipped his pants and unsheathed his junk. And who would've guessed it? It really did kinda look like a woman holding a trophy. Hugo came up $20 that day.
jrdubois
"but the worst thing when I woke up, is that my ass was sore and there was a dollar pinned to my shirt. I am never going back to Berkeley again."
Liron
No private, in American battle tactics the straightest way to your target is NEVER a straight line! Platoon, on me!
Schultzy
And with that one bad judgement call the struggle for equality and gay marriage was set back at least 25 years.
Diarrheaisland
Do you wanna come over to my house and drink some sunny D my mom said its cool as long as your mom talks to my mom first
deadasdisco
dude, i thought we had an agreement. now i just feel stupid. and tomorrow's casual friday.
mw27
This is before producers told David Bowie to tone it down.I think we are all glad that he consented.
Lovecraftian
The Flash changed greatly in appearance and attitude after moving to San Fransisco.
GoatBoy
Gay Pride parade? No, I'm on my way to Burning Man, and I stopped to use the bathroom.
Jezzibell28
"I hope Lite Brite looks away so I can die this cigarette out on the back of his head."
nirot
Their friends scorned them, but they knew that wit the love they had....the things they had in common...they could never be torn apart. After all, they both liked bright shoes.
Ranger
Yes...let's talk about the bend(ing) (over) of the rainbow Nate. www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
No I don't dress this way because I'm gay. I dress this way to get attention... I suck cock because I'm gay! www.NeilsNotes.com
262626
"My parents will be so mad to see who I'm dating." "Why? They don't like asians?"
TheLastEnemy
Little does Mike know, that rainbow elf will soon rape him, take his money and leave him in a skip with nothing but a bleeding anus for company.
Ranger
I'm so gay...cum (on your) back to my place and I'll crap out a rainbow colored gerbil... you can even keep the floss! www.NeilsNotes.com
Cheesinator
Why bring sunglasses if you're just gonna hang them on your shirt? You look fucking ridiculous.
MrWiseguy
"Dude, when I said they wanted a fairy for the part I didn't really mean this."
plinko
Hi, I'm Dee-vil, Satan's gay brother. I'm having this great orgy in hell, would you like to come over? I swear it's gonna be Super Hot!
Goujoe
"Shocking news today as Doctor Manhattan of the Watchmen comes out of the closet, rumor tells of his plans to elope with his new boyfriend on Mars."
D.V.A.
"I know people will stare, and even hate us, but I just wanted to see what it was like to date a human."
Fookme
Walking by the soul mirror-wall, Kwan realizes that his father might have been right all along...
Grasshopper
"I told you you'd turn into one, Jeff, if you kept eating those My Little Pony things."
JackSparrow
Rainbow Man considered it a point of pride that he didn't have to dress like a fucking bat to make criminals shit in their pants.
We Gonna Chant Down this Evil Fuckery
"I felt like a goblin made out of wicked genitals."
BamDizz
Originally, this was the character Brendan Fraser was supposed to play in "A Blast From the Past". Luckily, the script changed. Or, unluckily....?
MC Sillypeter
High as hell gaytan(gay satan) said to his young apprentice "ok youve passed the first test..now,guess the color of the other pom-pom i will pull out of my ass.
Juan Perez
August 29, 1997: The radical gay agenda becomes self-aware and declares war on mankind.
Assnigga
Upon hearing that the "new" ken doll was discontinued due to wavering sales,Mike a finatic collector said to his friend"fuck i just bought the San Frasisco dream house!"
andy17null
Out of the seven miscellaneously sized wheels in this picture, exactly two are attached to any sort of vehicle.
Oh Snap
Because homosexual demons enjoy ass play, Satan felt the need to remove their buttholes. Ever since, Hell's gay community has resorted to taking it in other places- notice the nostril-sized dildo in the hand of the man on the right.
D3VIL
Just when you thought Mario Kart was a kid-friendly franchise, you see the latest rendition of Rainbow Road.
Satire
Can you spot the fag? *Hint: It is the cigarette you prejudicial asshole. Fag can mean cigarette in the UK. How do you sleep at night?
Jurdo
The time was right. It was a new millenium. The 21st Century. Satan would finally come out of the closet with, like, fabulous flying colors!
Sure, Hell probably couldn't get much worse, but those "Queer Eye" marathons weren't gonig to help eit
Captain Fishalot
"I can't believe you entered 'Strongest man in the world' just to come away with the 'Cutsie' consolation trophy."
Im a repeat tard
"I'm you, Steve. From...the future."..Sept taller and broader which makes no sense,but you havnt seen the future...
ihavealowincomejob
"I'm you, Steve. From...the future."...Steve then replyed"jesus christ...Please tell me what i did to become such a fag"
SmapdiOverdrive on
25 years ago Rainbow Brite seduced and impregnated Satan,and thus the anti-christ is upon us.
i fart all the time
25 years ago Satan seduced and impregnated Haschel Cedricso, and thus the anti-christ is upon us.
craptastic
25 years ago,Hoohoobaba seduced and impregnated Haschel Cedricso,and thus the anti-christ is upon us.
Sepheroth
In Final Fantasy XIII monsters are able to choose the summoner class, but only can call humans.
JOHN AND DAVE SUCK BALLS
This site sucks ass. Just like JOHN AND DAVE. EAT MY ASS FUCKERS! CHUCK NORRIS!
Bop
The Li twins haven't been the same since Cris got AIDS, but it was easier to tell them apart.
Johnny le Douche
"Who are you?." "I'm your clone!." "But then, who am I?." "I'm you!!." "If your me, than who am I?." "Im you!!!."
Mr JubbaLubba!
Everyone got use to john's style of dressing. Rainbow cod piece an all. However It was the offensive signs he put on his back that made heads turn.
Fergal
"I'm you, Steve. From...the future."
"Huh? I become Asian in the future?"
(apologies for stealing the first line)
steve from the future
Do you think smoking makes you look cool? cause it just makes you look retarded.
elcamino
Shit really hit the fan when WoW characters entered the real world, slaughtering countless innocents for "xp."
Choco Taco
Dave put down his acid-laced joint once the strange creature he saw asked him for his license and registration.
rikitybridge
Howard figured this would this be a perfect time to look at other women while his girlfriend was distracted.
thegreatlyingmouth
After coming out and moving to the phillipines, the lord of darkness seemed to mellow out a little
Rivet_Head4
Hello, I am the newer generation of the mutated fag.... Do you like my package?
zaxaz
What happened to me? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Well let's just say that when your mother tells you not to stop playing with that thing, you damn well better listen!
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