Craptions Classics March 27, 2007

In the Who Can Correctly Hang A Sign Around Their Neck Competition, there was one clear winner.

magdjtk

Other Craptions

You sure they can't see me? Okay... it was number 10. Yeah, I'd recognize that beard anywhere.

Horatio

Bachelor auctions in Whoville.

SmapdiOverdrive

...wait till you see the pubic hair.

Manny Calavera

Next to fight, Eustace flexes his beard and steps into the ring.

silver bullet

Jean confidently picks out the man who tentacle raped her.

scaryface

James smiled at the final results, no one would doubt the size of his penis again. Meanwhile, the crowd suddenly realized why the man in blue was sad.

Fishy

"And that, son, is where pretzels come from."

Jason

Despite his cunning disguise, Col. Sanders was easily picked out of the line-up and PETA soon had their revenge.

Adrian

...and winner for best mustache ride...

8675309

Steve was pissed. Had he remembered to wear his number, he could have won the contest easily.

rikitybridge

The slave trade for coocky old men is alive and well

Zen

The backstreet boys finally hit puberty, and they wanted the world to know it.

deepkick

German "American Idol" sucks.

Source1

Under Col. Sanders moustache was nothing.. but deep fried chicken wings

Cihkin
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