In the Who Can Correctly Hang A Sign Around Their Neck Competition, there was one clear winner.
You sure they can't see me? Okay... it was number 10. Yeah, I'd recognize that beard anywhere.
Bachelor auctions in Whoville.
...wait till you see the pubic hair.
Next to fight, Eustace flexes his beard and steps into the ring.
Jean confidently picks out the man who tentacle raped her.
James smiled at the final results, no one would doubt the size of his penis again. Meanwhile, the crowd suddenly realized why the man in blue was sad.
"And that, son, is where pretzels come from."
Despite his cunning disguise, Col. Sanders was easily picked out of the line-up and PETA soon had their revenge.
...and winner for best mustache ride...
Steve was pissed. Had he remembered to wear his number, he could have won the contest easily.
The slave trade for coocky old men is alive and well
The backstreet boys finally hit puberty, and they wanted the world to know it.
German "American Idol" sucks.
Under Col. Sanders moustache was nothing.. but deep fried chicken wings