Other Craptions

The Riot Police almost always won the Annual Red Rover Tournament.

New to protesting, Omar tries to start a mosh pit.

Rarely seen, a mother SWAT team gives birth.

Every year a new recruit was superglued to a riot shield and it was always funny.

After the rain of arrows failed to penetrate, they decided to launch Aaron.

Lenny forgot his shield. He hoped no one would notice he was using a Shawn instead.

Due to all the drama generated by today’s modern media (worldwide massacres, bloody pandemic scenarios, etc.), when a real zombie attack did occur, the police handled the situation with relative ease and, honestly, it was quite a letdown.

Robert was sure he'd win the fishing contest until he saw what the police had caught.

Although the crowd was comprised of only two people, the riot squad was already there and getting paid time and a half...

Unable to locate a pile of leaves to jump in, Calvin settled for the next best thing.

With the riot squad protecting themselves, the terrorist fisherman expected this to take a while. What he didn't expect, however, was a tiny chinaman with a plank hopping out jumpkicking him in the throat.

So it turns out riot shields have a hive mind. Get enough of them together and they can actually fight crime on their own.

Aaron jumped and the wall caved slightly, just for him to get in a good fart...

...the shield wall was broken

Fascist crowd-surfing.

After Magnito joined the police force the mutants didn't stand a chance.

After nothing else worked, Steve decided to bait his hook with a donut.

"...and in the summer, street kids would play in the pile of discarded police officers I kept out back."

leeeeeeeroooooooooooooooooyyyy jenkins!!!!

no! i said we where fishing for kipper

At least his tombstone can honestly say "Death by Ninja".

It was just another average game of baseball. That is until Mike shat a riot squad.

This isn't Sparta

Down, Paul, get down...!

Thanks for nothing asshole. No more helicopter drop offs from you.

The remake of 300 failed to achieve the glory of the original.

Lupe would've run fearlessly into the wall of police shields even if he HADN'T been chased by a black man cracking a bull whip, and it made him angry that no one would ever know that.

Don't hand a box of Sugar Smacks cereal to an obsessive compulsive.

Despite a magical concoction granting him immortality and curing his disability, the hunchback from 300 had still not mastered the tortoiseshell formation

Pacifism barrage!

OK, seriously... who farted?

Rock, Paper, Scissors is taken VERY seriously in Japan.

ha who needs a life i got ........ this stuff

he held in formation thus far through gun fire and grenades but when an old man with joined the riot, it was too much for him

It's like Whack-a-Mole, only poignant.

It was official. Tom was addicted to crowd-surfing.

omg...I can't believe . . . omg . . .that you made me swallow.

Howdy neighbor, could I borrow a cup of sugar?

"this crowd fishing is bloody GREAT, look at the size of this bugger "

And i thought Japanese Bukake news was the funniest thing i have ever seen....

And tims funeral was on tuesday

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Although Jenny was given "the talk" about where babies come from, it probably would have been more beneficial to draw a diagram.

They performed seven days a week at every venue that would have them. It was just a matter of time before they would catch their big break.

there is too much funny for one craption so i give you: crouching police force, moshing asian man with log, while morgan freeman destroys them all with a giant-ass fishing rod battle-extraordinare! -and what appears to be three birds flying awa

After the riot squad spent their money on human-sucking hoovers, the rebels knew that nothing could save them. Not even Mr Johnson's fishing rod.

Bladder full & in a hurry, Old Man Jenkins tries to open a path through the cops by tossing a firewood thief from Guam at them.

BOOOOOONNNZZZZZAAAAAIIIIIIII

With superman out of town, the rebellion turned to METAL ASS MAN!!! to quell the fascist insurrection.

Red rover, red rover send Nicholas right over