AX
The people were getting desperate. They had thrown bottles, bats and even their friends into the wall of shields.
Then, from out of nowhere, came Morgan Freeman with a fishing rod...
Not a single policeman survived.
SABS
Every year a new recruit was superglued to a riot shield and it was always funny.
crowman
Lenny forgot his shield. He hoped no one would notice he was using a Shawn instead.
blemm
Due to all the drama generated by today’s modern media (worldwide massacres, bloody pandemic scenarios, etc.), when a real zombie attack did occur, the police handled the situation with relative ease and, honestly, it was quite a letdown.
Cleaverson
Robert was sure he'd win the fishing contest until he saw what the police had caught.
jamaican paradise
Although the crowd was comprised of only two people, the riot squad was already there and getting paid time and a half...
Baron von von von
Unable to locate a pile of leaves to jump in, Calvin settled for the next best thing.
Souio
With the riot squad protecting themselves, the terrorist fisherman expected this to take a while. What he didn't expect, however, was a tiny chinaman with a plank hopping out jumpkicking him in the throat.
Asok_Green
So it turns out riot shields have a hive mind. Get enough of them together and they can actually fight crime on their own.
meh
Aaron jumped and the wall caved slightly, just for him to get in a good fart...
...the shield wall was broken
Hando
"...and in the summer, street kids would play in the pile of discarded police officers I kept out back."
guyofdeath
It was just another average game of baseball. That is until Mike shat a riot squad.
Jack Sparrow
Lupe would've run fearlessly into the wall of police shields even if he HADN'T been chased by a black man cracking a bull whip, and it made him angry that no one would ever know that.
diegobaz
Bladder full & in a hurry, Old Man Jenkins tries to open a path through the cops by tossing a firewood thief from Guam at them.
jgibbsjr
They performed seven days a week at every venue that would have them. It was just a matter of time before they would catch their big break.
whitetrashninja
there is too much funny for one craption so i give you: crouching police force, moshing asian man with log, while morgan freeman destroys them all with a giant-ass fishing rod battle-extraordinare! -and what appears to be three birds flying awa
evilbunnyslayer
he held in formation thus far through gun fire and grenades but when an old man with joined the riot, it was too much for him
deadpianoplayer
With superman out of town, the rebellion turned to METAL ASS MAN!!! to quell the fascist insurrection.
sassyshiba
Although Jenny was given "the talk" about where babies come from, it probably would have been more beneficial to draw a diagram.
outerheaven8
After the riot squad spent their money on human-sucking hoovers, the rebels knew that nothing could save them. Not even Mr Johnson's fishing rod.
Ruaerikoholic
And i thought Japanese Bukake news was the funniest thing i have ever seen....
youwould
Despite a magical concoction granting him immortality and curing his disability, the hunchback from 300 had still not mastered the tortoiseshell formation
WonkoTheSane
and here we see a sqad of riot police slowly engulfing it prey. It is a long and painful process.
RB
The Riot Cops finally realized they could use their power to their own advantage. Nothing can stop them now.
thetanman
While the Yang Launcher was a success, aiming him ass first was an obvious first timer's mistake.
DHpro
After Bandar & Terrance finished racking up the shields, they felt it was only appropriate to jump in
Lil' Bitch
The crowd, running out of projectiles to throw at the police, resorted to throwing Jimmy instead.
Eddie
He we see a group of tribal African-Americans, sacrificing a virgin to appease their police oppressors.
Vincent
The fisherman sighed. He TOLD the bait store that he needed a black guy, but they insisted that the Asian would work equally well. Idiots.
Anthony
They always mess with poor blind Jim. They had told him to jump in the pile of LEAVES.
Pilomotor
After watching 300, the Civil War reenactors decided to try something new this year. (That's a tortoise formation, made famous by the Spartans.)
Slap
The black man with plunger up the ass didn't block too many bullets, but it felt good.
Rhadamanthus
Having no snowballs in the middle of summer, the red team made due with what they had.
Screaming middle aged men with 2x4's.
Blargh
What the man is actually screaming about is the pair of floating arms at the right of the picture
fooey
At this point it was beggining to become obvious to the local rebels that "Operation Dominoe" had some major flaws. They needed a new plan, and they needed it fast.
SuiCaedere
Garrett quickly found out what happened if you ate the Riot Police! action figures and drank water immediately after.
DDDD
Security on golf courses has increased a lot since a black man started winning, proving Michael Moore correct
Joey
Remember those educational commercials about drugs? The "this is your brain of drugs" thing? Well, this is that fried egg.
SteveLefty
After plastic bottles and other garbage failed to break the police line, the crowd started hurling larger objects.
Guisepe
A tear slowly rolled down Jimbo's cheek while watching the prison slideshow, reminding him of the day that he got beat to within an inch of his life. Oh, the fond memories.
Horatio
We've got two minorities carrying sticks through a forest. Better send out an APB...
Assif
Assif, after being removed for the terrorist training camp and going uncontacted by his sleeper cell, decided to take matters into his own incapable hands...
Shade Mcfighter Person.
The thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you! Our Negroes will blot out the sun!
Red Bean
Everyone agreed that the new "COPS" themed slip and slide was a dismal failure.
Mitsur
The modern-day equivalent of 300 the movie.
Except in this version, only 300 show up because of underfunding.
Mech
Everyone down at the station thought at first that super-magnetizing their riot shields would be a great idea.
pedro
Tired of all those depressing protesters at your event? Try the RioTrampoline today!
Brownian
"Don't you think we should wait for the Fire Department to bring their net?"
"Nets, shields; what's the difference? Besides, we're already here."
DeathPirate
Some say Juan was descended from Hercules himself. His roar was like a lion.
fiatboomer
Projectile-pissing an angry Korean didn't stop the cops for long, but it definitely gave Carl a few more seconds to make his getaway.
Iro Ken
It was the best 3 way free for all dual of modern black magic ever as the wizard on the right didnt even have a wand.
Hello Friends!
I'd rather fight a man with a stick than a wall of cops. This guy disagrees with me. That's why I sleep in a big bed with my wife while he rots in a Filipino prison.
Al
The man with the white hat made no attempt to rescue the man who was being raped by a police shield.
OreganoAngercock
Here's a little known technique the riot-squad employs when they really want to send a message: the "rape phalanx".
Randomdude
Emporer Bush "Cheney! Have you constructed my million man police wall yet?"
Cheney "Yes lord bush however the rebel alliance is already attacking!"
G.W.Bush "Oh Ninja Pleeeeeeeease!"
soracist
Police captain "For the last time NO! Black people are not allowed in the park!"
1337
The police testudu withstood the massive bombardment of live muslims. 300 wasen't made for nothing.
Ugly Bob
Homeless George rides his improvised war machine to storm the county jail.
Black Joe feels lucky it's not him.
BZR
Thaddeus tried to calculate the odds of his landing on the one cop brandishing a nightstick instead of a riot shield.
Bar Bados
Flying cows, intruding policemen... "M.P. and the Holy Grail reloaded" sucked.
Hepathos
- Riot Police! Lay down you weapons!
- Minority-fishing guys! Come and get them!
Strokovich
Though his stick was bigger, Frank realized that offense isn't necessarily the best defense.
sugarpuss
the formation is call the phalanax you fuckshits...and no 300 joke will save you from damnation.
rikitybridge
"If they're going to fire, we'll respond in kind. Fire! Not me, a torpedo!"
Palmsy
"He dropped his shield because it was heavy, and put him off balance...
He removed his helmet because it obscured his vision...
He kept his plank of wood 'cos he was gonna whip some punk bitches' ass!"
Sadi Noel
When testing defensive equipment, it is important to make sure that it is effective against a multitude of attacks. Smaller thrown projectiles had no effect on the shields. A launched man had no effects on the shield. Next in line for testing was
Timmy IV
Scene from the Discovery channel's newest show, "Tribes of the Bronx:"
Ray is sacrificed to appease the God of the Law.
Korza
said the man to the police "hey , your more like cheez than p'lice! am i right ladies?!'
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