Other Craptions

Having ran out of real reasons PC's suck Apple just started making shit up.

After the success of the "one laptop for every child" campaign, World Vision just got carried away...

and so it became known that the monitor was indeed a witch and later burned at the stake

In this version of the fable, the ugly duckling turns out to be just plain ugly, grows up to be an antisocial computer geek, and spends his time cooped up in his corner of the pond inventing Internet craptions.

Not really. Cathode ray tubes are glass vacuums. They weigh less than the volume of water they displace.

Once you get past the fact that a duck is pecking at a computer screen, you'll wonder why the monitor is floating.

Had this been a white duck, It wouldn't have been 'looting'

"The reception is getting better, keep diving"

In the wake of hurricane Katrina, even the animal societies broke down and resorted to petty looting.

Just when you thought that nothing else could possibly connect via USB 2.0 Bill Gates does it again...but why the earth's core?

The monitor floated, but the scanner, printer and PC itself were no more. Reginald's life savings were gone.

Bill would end up winning the amateur photography contest primarily on the strength of the all too cleverly titled "duck screen-saver."

For a black duck they call it "looting" for a white duck it's called "gathering"

We see here a representation of the orbit of the moons around Uranus.

is it just me or does it look like he just hit the guy on his right somewere sore

hi im victor and im friedns with luis

In my day, Glory Holes were free

WWHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO MR.COMPUTER HANG ON I'LL SAVE YOU.... IT'S NOT TO LATE MR.COMPUTER... GRAB MY WING

That's when a random black guy kicked the writer of the last craption in the nuts...

at least we don't get "the view"

HOLD IT JUST A LITTLE MORE IM SURE THE BATHROOMS CLOSE BY.

Stand by for a preview of next weeks episode of "Battlestar Gallactica"!!!!

Stills from upcoming 'Fantastic Four' sequel leave fans confused but not suprised.

That duck is having a megabite out of that computer screen!

That quackhead ripped off my TV!

The Coot kissed his imprisoned lover goodbye as the terrible magic white box dragged her down to the abyss, forever.

The first few trips in Stargate:Atlantis were less than eventfull.

When he realized that the lake only got one channel, Ducky regretted not buying a satellite dish as well.

what the duck?

whadda mean i can't get reception in the middle of the river. whadda mean i have to plug it in!

Web 3.0

The repo guys will get you anywhere/anytime/anyhow.

The pond animals feared the fishing rod, but they soon employed the same tactic to their advantage.

The police was slow to react in the wake of the sinking of Atlantis, leading to some unlikely looting.

The next generation mouse is actually a duck - a real duck - it makes use of nano technology, meons, muons and quacks

The new apple TV isn't only for humans.

The Computer was surprised to discover that this was, in fact, a coot.

The latest screen saver didn't work that well

With the help of Microsoft and Bill Gates someday every pond will have a PC.

Senility Man, upon seeing how fierce the fire shown on the Justice Monitor was, decided to do his part to put it out.

Quacky was the most depressed duck in the entire world, and he had had enough.

Cross breeding between Humans and Birds had resulted in the first 'Nigger duck'.

Coming up next, DEADLY ducks, only on... Wild Discover.

As the sperm became close to fertilizing the egg, a previously unknown self-aware tumor began attacking.

As if viruses weren't bad enough, PC users now have to worry about terrible assaults from quail. Norton and Winchester are flying off the shelves.

After months of humorless boredom, Linux Fan finally logs back on to PWOT.

After attempting to install Windows Vista, Bob rips a hole in the fabric of reality.

Add electricity and you have yourself a meal.

...and before anyone had noticed it was gone the TV made off with the duck