Craptions

Mar 24th, 2007

Craption Man!

Having ran out of real reasons PC's suck Apple just started making shit up.

rufus

After the success of the "one laptop for every child" campaign, World Vision just got carried away...

Skip

and so it became known that the monitor was indeed a witch and later burned at the stake

Jifted Kid

In this version of the fable, the ugly duckling turns out to be just plain ugly, grows up to be an antisocial computer geek, and spends his time cooped up in his corner of the pond inventing Internet craptions.

less is mowe

Not really. Cathode ray tubes are glass vacuums. They weigh less than the volume of water they displace.

mowe

Once you get past the fact that a duck is pecking at a computer screen, you'll wonder why the monitor is floating.

AlexanderHazard

Had this been a white duck, It wouldn't have been 'looting'

Spawnfree

"The reception is getting better, keep diving"

Yellow Dart

In the wake of hurricane Katrina, even the animal societies broke down and resorted to petty looting.

Blouc

Just when you thought that nothing else could possibly connect via USB 2.0 Bill Gates does it again...but why the earth's core?

Haz-e

The monitor floated, but the scanner, printer and PC itself were no more. Reginald's life savings were gone.

Jack Sparrow

Bill would end up winning the amateur photography contest primarily on the strength of the all too cleverly titled "duck screen-saver."

RepairmanJack

For a black duck they call it "looting" for a white duck it's called "gathering"

Peach7630

We see here a representation of the orbit of the moons around Uranus.

paeya

hi im victor and im friedns with luis

ROZEM

HOLD IT JUST A LITTLE MORE IM SURE THE BATHROOMS CLOSE BY.

47571660

at least we don't get "the view"

markk

is it just me or does it look like he just hit the guy on his right somewere sore

badmunkey

WWHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO MR.COMPUTER HANG ON I'LL SAVE YOU.... IT'S NOT TO LATE MR.COMPUTER... GRAB MY WING

JBJ

That's when a random black guy kicked the writer of the last craption in the nuts...

jwgoertz

In my day, Glory Holes were free

Pimpylimpyson

Ducky duck duck duuuuuuck... duck!

Fuck you

Web 3.0

Choco

Cross breeding between Humans and Birds had resulted in the first 'Nigger duck'.

Brendan N.

The first few trips in Stargate:Atlantis were less than eventfull.

Komrade

As if viruses weren't bad enough, PC users now have to worry about terrible assaults from quail. Norton and Winchester are flying off the shelves.

Turner

Coming up next, DEADLY ducks, only on... Wild Discover.

tgp

Stand by for a preview of next weeks episode of "Battlestar Gallactica"!!!!

HOG2

After attempting to install Windows Vista, Bob rips a hole in the fabric of reality.

lkasdjfasd

Further signs that there is a civilization at the bottom of the ocean.

sad;lfk;lasdf;lasfoksad;

Here we see Daffy, moments before his untimely death. Unfortunately, he forgot that electricity and water do not mix.

Raoul

With the help of Microsoft and Bill Gates someday every pond will have a PC.

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When he realized that the lake only got one channel, Ducky regretted not buying a satellite dish as well.

Mr G

The police was slow to react in the wake of the sinking of Atlantis, leading to some unlikely looting.

Execudork

The Coot kissed his imprisoned lover goodbye as the terrible magic white box dragged her down to the abyss, forever.

Jason

Hurricane Katrina provided a breeding ground for a new generation of duck hackers, the "Quaxx0rz"

asdf

"Dougie? Are you in there? ... Dougie?"

cs5

After months of humorless boredom, Linux Fan finally logs back on to PWOT.

Mladen

Stills from upcoming 'Fantastic Four' sequel leave fans confused but not suprised.

The Admiral

The pond animals feared the fishing rod, but they soon employed the same tactic to their advantage.

X

mowe; vacume tubes arn't called that for nothing. They do float, there's one in the canal near me.

Nor

Mommy?

BamDizz

The new apple TV isn't only for humans.

Mercules

Senility Man, upon seeing how fierce the fire shown on the Justice Monitor was, decided to do his part to put it out.

freakshow

"If my damn TIVO was working I would have to watch this shit."

Mitsur

Just before being pulled under, Dick the duck stopped watching the Discovery channel to wonder how the TV was even plugged in.

cackanyways

'Don't worry friend, hang in there... you won't be the ugly duckling forever you know.'

SABS

The next generation mouse is actually a duck - a real duck - it makes use of nano technology, meons, muons and quacks

DDDD

The latest screen saver didn't work that well

bright

Out of pure anger the mental hospital patient pushed the computer monitor into the water instantly frying the duck, while saying, "I am NOT a quack! Do you hear me!"

DeathPirate

Add electricity and you have yourself a meal.

Cleaverson

...and before anyone had noticed it was gone the TV made off with the duck

mwah ha ha I am evil

The Computer was surprised to discover that this was, in fact, a coot.

Terry O Hallohan

That duck is having a megabite out of that computer screen!

NJW

It's a witch!

Adrian

Quacky was the most depressed duck in the entire world, and he had had enough.

UB

The repo guys will get you anywhere/anytime/anyhow.

yo

whadda mean i can't get reception in the middle of the river. whadda mean i have to plug it in!

Breathing Meat

Police are now treating Tinky Winky's disappearance as suspicious.

Sea Monster

As the sperm became close to fertilizing the egg, a previously unknown self-aware tumor began attacking.

-3

Duckkie Biggs new neckless is quite the "shit"

d00d

That quackhead ripped off my TV!

Diamonds

what the duck?