Craptions

Mar 21st, 2007

Jolosolo

5 feet 2 inches. The corpse-tossing contest had a winner.

mos def

Any breakdancing circle can be hilariously sabotaged by a well placed patch of superglue.

bill

Johnny is ridiculed by his peers for his inability to do push ups.

jgmx

Dave couldn't be happier. The timing on his seizure was so perfect that no one in the breakdance circle noticed it. Seems like he will be holding the title again this year.

pif

In soviet Russia dance breaks YOU

silver bullet

The party was going great until Steve was captured by the ants.

Honey

Its hard to one up Chuck Norris. But headbutting the earth was a good start.

Cleaverson

Ted was a man of many talents. Not only could he hold his body in strenuous positions but he could also play the invisible flute with his penis.

Juan Perez

His methods are unorthodox, but nobody cleans the sidewalk like Bill.

TMK

Sammy didn't even make it to the "M" in his upside-down version of "YMCA".

Hando

Johnny did this. Every day. Again and again. For money. Ask yourself, is your job really any different?

The Rake

Beat that David Blaine

nd2xlr8

Are glue traps really the humane way to dispose of 80's rejects? You decide.

jacpot56

"The power of christ compels you!, the power of christ compels you!" (from the exorcist)

Blip1969

Damn super glue....

Mick

Only one move could win the competition now.......The Alabama Face Plant

blackabbot1046

the Michelin man preps for his bally's gym ad debut

Bullethail

And another reality TV show hits the lists:
Breakdancing On Ice.