Craptions Classics March 11, 2007

"...and that's how masturbation makes you go blind."

Bob Dole

Other Craptions

While simple itching powder was enough for most pranksters, Frank's buddies yearned for a reaction that only burning magnesium would warrant.

The Admiral

It was right then Jim knew he had caught something from that angel he met in the truck stop bathroom.

Juan Perez

After years of polishing...

Jolosolo

..for there can be no greater sign of nobility in a gentleman, than when his groin shines as the very sun itself.

Aristotle

With my +4 wand, I unleash Burst of White Magic!

rikitybridge

Light at the end of the tunnel isn't necessarily a good thing.

Sheapl

the sign said 'no pictures'
so sam took a dicture.

Spawnfree

Another highly satisfied customer with his newly purchased PWOT Crotch Light.
[Also available for horses]

Ragnarok

Until that moment, everyone doubted Ted's claims that his penis was "heavenly."

DarkMagus

"Where the sun don't shine, you say? I, for one, disagree!"

Motorbike

The world's first penile eclipse.

Luckily, everyone knew not to stare directly into it.

Smerwin

Who is ready for some sexual healing?

DeathPirate

...and by the time Peter had finished sucking the vortex back into his pants, no-one cared anymore.

Bassowl
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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