After severe budget cuts, the Russian space program is forced to rely upon the power of imagination.
" . . . and then you kiss butt good-bye! Haha! No. Is joke. Butt burned off in reentry."
The astronauts were probably happiest when the brass decided to replace the space catapult with the shuttle.
"Your idea of re-entry and my idea of re-entry are obviously vastly different."
"Yuri, Demetri, your baby weighs a healthy 250lbs."
Sadly, the ejection seat still gets stuck now and then...
I said RE-entry, not REAR entry!
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