Craptions Classics March 05, 2007

After severe budget cuts, the Russian space program is forced to rely upon the power of imagination.

Juan Perez

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" . . . and then you kiss butt good-bye! Haha! No. Is joke. Butt burned off in reentry."


The astronauts were probably happiest when the brass decided to replace the space catapult with the shuttle.


"Your idea of re-entry and my idea of re-entry are obviously vastly different."


"Yuri, Demetri, your baby weighs a healthy 250lbs."


Sadly, the ejection seat still gets stuck now and then...

Old Ned

I said RE-entry, not REAR entry!


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