Craptions Classics March 03, 2007

The national guard uses a variation on the Trojan Horse idea to get into Neverland Ranch.

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Other Craptions

When ordering a large infantry, please print carefully.

Adrian

with every new crate the men lost more of their desire to find the lost ark.

Spawnfree

Another exciting day at the stem cell farm.

Juan Perez

Thats not what I meant by the biggest babe magnet ever.

thatsjustcreepy

"Goddamn UPS, that is NOT what I fucking ordered!"

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The child was at last pacified. But the greater challenge remained - how to bring down the mother?

Trismagestus

Dear U.S President Bush: we know how much you like the big things back home in Texas. As a token of our gratitude for saving us in World War 3, here is The statue of Liberty's son.

Signed, The French

DeathPirate

A slightly less traditional nativity scene.

Cheever

It was then decided...
Paul Bunyan must be destroyed..

TheCanadian

This'll scare those whores down at the abortion clinic.

Francois

Susan wished she had listened when her mom had told her that marrying the leviathan was a bad idea.

Caleb

"That's a pretty fucked-up sculpture."

"...sculpture?"

Stu

Exhausted from constant female attention, deceptively brilliant Glascar Honz of Chippendale fame, discovered a way to regain sexual anonymity on his day off.

Sorge

Don't ask, don't tell for life foo...

grenadier
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