Craptions Classics February 28, 2007

The odd thing isn't the babies, the odd thing is the person in the background who apparently just drove up stairs.


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"That was such a beautiful baptism for the twins!"
"I'm glad you liked it, honey. Now let's go home."
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Buddy Christ

"Hey! he gets a bigger cushion and a flower thingy on his head?! Whats up with that?"
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