Craptions Classics February 23, 2007

Bill called upon Satan to help him win the race, but victory was not without its price.

Psyton

Other Craptions

Tricking the women and cheating your way into the female marathon proved to be suprisingly easy.

Gringo

Tired of being beaten by younger, better looking tri-athletes, Roy switched on the nitrous.

Skrode

Rick was starting to slow down as he reverted back to his true form.

Queso Grande

Jim had well gotten used to life under the Witness Relocation Program... except for the hair-transplant and the cleverly deceptive sex change.

Stavros

Ghost Rider's cousin sold his soul to a homeless dude. It was still a pretty sweet deal though.

Solomon

The president of the Local Conservative Committee of America infiltrates the gay pride parade as a black lesbian.

Frankenberry

It wasn't until the middle of the race that Bill realized that maybe, just maybe, his sex-change doctor was a quack.

Silly Billy

Save this image. Someday, somehow, it will be exactly the right metaphor.

t-will

Jim thought that wearing the skin of a fitter athlete would help. He thought wrong.

K

When they asked Wrestling advocates for advice on how to draw more attention to the sport, competitive runners were not prepared for the results.

BumpInTheNight

It was a long wait outside the county department of mental health, but the voice over the speaker finally crackled, "Now serving number 309..."

Madpony

If only I had worn my naked woman pants as well. I hate to wear half an outfit. I must look like an idiot.

zaxon

What hurt the most, was that Jim had woken that morning and chosen to look like that.

frank

"Ok, I'm fine with that. Have a good day, Mr. Leighty. You can pay your fine downstairs."
"That's it?"
"Yep, that's it. Have a good day."
I went back to work and stared at Jim's gargantuan breasts.

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